another ABSA gem for you guys

[blunomore]

I think I mentioned in another thread ... ABSA asked me to send them a screenshot showing the EXACT transactions missing from my statement... how genius is that.

Does your IQ have to be BELOW a certain threshold in order to work for ABSA ?

 

[xrapidx]

Does your IQ have to be BELOW a certain threshold in order to work for ABSA ?

I recon so.

 

[undesign]

Dear MLambert

Thank you for your email.

Have you guyz sent throught the required Documentation.

That is shockingly pathetic. Imagine the quality of the sods working in normal retail divisions.

They just sent me another email with like twenty documents to fill in and a tupperware for a stool sample.

I LOL'd

 

[ColinR]

Wizzit got that - can send money from my account to my wife with only a cellphone

I can't see a list of their fees?

 

[rvonh]

BTW I was taught that we never use the word “Customer”
There is a difference between client and “customer”

In your opinon: What is the difference between the two.

Here's a tip: A proffesional person has clients...Lawyers, engineers, architects, accountants etc have clients.

Estate Agents, panelbeaters, traders have customers. Hotels have residents, restaurants have patrons. Doctors have patients.

Banks and Insurance companies have...............
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SUCKERS!!!!!!!!

 

[grok]

ABSA - our biggest red bank.

 

[HavocXphere]

Give the consultant a break...you interrupted his farmville session & he's upset about it. Pesky clients. /s

-----Original Message-----
From: MLambert <[email protected]>
Sent: Wed, 27 Oct 2010 18:47:39 +0200
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Absa Platinum e-Zine
*Is this how all your platinum business consultants spell?*

 

[gregmcc]

ABSA is the greatest bank in the whole world and that's a fact. They invented internet banking for example.

Guess we know where you work!

ABSA