Greetings all, i type before you with a much anticipated response.
I had abandoned the thread, yes. I abandoned it when it was starting Page 4 because i did not like where it was going

(Getting attacked) In attempt to please you all i have compiled a list of what i think is the best to answer, after that i will make some statements
Cascading Style Sheets is a programming langauge used in Web development to make a site pretty. I suspect you're trolling so i reckon that response would be good enough.
Yes, come with a sh'tty website noone's heard about posing it as if it's some authority of langauges. Now, where is on that list?
Seeing that your criteria for what determines a programming language are these, i can now conclude your statements rhetoric.