Are you single?

Done the mxit thing, bu she is now never online. Tried to SMS no reply thats if she even got it. And her phone seems to be off:(

Well that's what I'm saying. Forget about mxit and sms and try call. Then you will find out if her phone is on or not, no?

maybe her phone got stolen you insensitive prick! :p

* TIP: If it has been stolen, bring her a phone as a present on your next date. Scored myself plenty points this way once! ;)
 
send dead kittens to her house with a note saying, "this is your fault!!!"
scored major points for me last time

:D
 
Well lets look at some

pros and cons of being single:

Pro's
a) More freedom
b) Its cheaper
c) You can flirt with any woman that has legs (if you want)

Con's
a) Lonely I am so lonely (not really but starting to feel it now)
b) Not always someone around if you wanna get frisky
c) Its the deeper stuff


Im in a serious relationship and i have plenty freedom,flirt with other woman and my gf spends lots of money on me..man i got it good!
 
Im in a serious relationship and i have plenty freedom,flirt with other woman and my gf spends lots of money on me..man i got it good!

Im in a serious relationship too, except I have no freedom, cannot even look at another woman, and my gf eats all my money.
She's hot tho, so its cool ;)
 
Another misleading cliche IMO. Tried that too, never worked.

hahaha

the trick is u mustnt really think about it, then itl happen.

Im in a serious relationship too, except I have no freedom, cannot even look at another woman, and my gf eats all my money.
She's hot tho, so its cool ;)

My gf lives 30min away and we dont frequent the same bars or have the same social circle,plus shes 3 years older.I get away with alot!
 
/tries not to think...

/not working :(

You really must not think about it at all,just go out.Otherwise itl be in your subconcious.If u really want to hook up,go to the bar really late(around 1 or 2)just before closing time,all the desperate girls are there,drunk and here you are,sober as jehovah..its the easiest thing in the world!
 
You really must not think about it at all,just go out.Otherwise itl be in your subconcious.If u really want to hook up,go to the bar really late(around 1 or 2)just before closing time,all the desperate girls are there,drunk and here you are,sober as jehovah..its the easiest thing in the world!

Lol, ok I'll think about it. I mean think about the bar thing, not about the other thing that I just tried not to think about :D
 
Lol, ok I'll think about it. I mean think about the bar thing, not about the other thing that I just tried not to think about :D

And dont try hook up with chicks by dancing,iv only ever done it 9-10 times in my life,i see my friends every weekend trying to hook up with girls by dancing,pick up woman at the bar or ones sitting alone.dont set your standards too high to begin with,start talking to the 5/10's,build your confidence up and then go for bigger game..
 
And dont try hook up with chicks by dancing,iv only ever done it 9-10 times in my life,i see my friends every weekend trying to hook up with girls by dancing,pick up woman at the bar or ones sitting alone.dont set your standards too high to begin with,start talking to the 5/10's,build your confidence up and then go for bigger game..

Sounds like sound advice :) ... thanks...
 
The only difference between having a girlfriend and not having one is the sex is the same but the dishes keep piling up;)

I've been in a relationship for almost years. People keep asking when we're getting married. I reckon we're half way through our courtship, more to go.
 
The only difference between having a girlfriend and not having one is the sex is the same but the dishes keep piling up;)

I've been in a relationship for almost years. People keep asking when we're getting married. I reckon we're half way through our courtship, more to go.

If I'm not mistaken, you are part of that other "club" aren't you? ;) :D :p
 
If I'm not mistaken, you are part of that other "club" aren't you? ;) :D :p

Huh?? You implying I'm gay;)

My mistake, my number 6 on the top of the KB doesn't work.

So 6 years in and 6 to go?

Been married before, it didn't work out too lekker.
 
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