Are you single?

[semiautomatix]

Do you know how many single woman there are looking at this moment?

Do you have any idea how many UNHAPPY woman there are in HORRIBLE relationships that are just looking for someone to take them away and make them happy again?

You peepz give up too easy!

I'd smack all of you if I could...

Wish it were that easy though :/

 

[semiautomatix]

Apparantly I'm one of those men that makes his girlfriend unhappy and pushes them into the arms of other guys.

I think the quote from last night was something like ...

'you abusive, revolting, little, drunkard ... you make her unhappy and the reason she drinks'

You're the reason I drink!

 

[Ou grote]

Apparantly I'm one of those men that makes his girlfriend unhappy and pushes them into the arms of other guys.

I think the quote from last night was something like ...

'you abusive, revolting, little, drunkard ... you make her unhappy and the reason she drinks'

Ouch!!
And as your dad no doubt mentioned to u many times: That gf of yours is going to turn into her mother one day.

 

[Gazer]

Apparantly I'm one of those men that makes his girlfriend unhappy and pushes them into the arms of other guys.

I think the quote from last night was something like ...

'you abusive, revolting, little, drunkard ... you make her unhappy and the reason she drinks'

Yeah right...she'd be drinking even if you weren't in her life, which btw, I suggest you make happen soon. The relationship sounds toxic.

 

[Lino]

Tonight going to her house, to chat and setup her Christmas tree.

I am taking with lights and champagne. (Tonight is make or break)

 

[mercurial]

Tonight going to her house, to chat and setup her Christmas tree.

I am taking with lights and champagne. (Tonight is make or break)

I don't have to remind you what it is you have to break tonight right?

 

[Ou grote]

Tonight going to her house, to chat and setup her Christmas tree.

I am taking with lights and champagne. (Tonight is make or break)

condoms? (hang them in the tree when you're done)

 

[Lino]

Lol guys but tonight is where I need to prove to her to get rid of bf and take his replacement.

 

[Ou grote]

Lol guys but tonight is where I need to prove to her to get rid of bf and take his replacement.

No don't, shag her before u do that.
Trust me on that one.

 

[mercurial]

You can be that "bad boy" - that guy that shags her on the side, while she is all mushy mushy with him

 

[Lino]

Ah well guys wish me luck, seriously.

 

[mercurial]

Goodluck. Do you have your [-]rohypnol[/-] condoms?

 

[Lino]

Goodluck. Do you have your [-]rohypnol[/-] condoms?

Excuse me for not planning to shag her have to kiss her first at least

 

[semiautomatix]

Tonight going to her house, to chat and setup her Christmas tree.

I am taking with lights and champagne. (Tonight is make or break)

Good luck dude - I shall live vicariously through you!

So don't break my heart!

 

[mercurial]

Excuse me for not planning to shag her have to kiss her first at least

It always starts with a kiss... make sure to take some breath mints along

 

[Ou grote]

It always starts with a kiss... make sure to take some breath mints along

And have a good shower, make sure u give those hard to reach spots a good lather.

And nails, very NB.
Must be clean and short, otherwise bye bye.

 

[Kloofvreter]

And have a good shower, make sure u give those hard to reach spots a good lather.

ROFL. Also pat them down with a hot towel to make them all pink and puffy.

 

[mercurial]

And have a good shower, make sure u give those hard to reach spots a good lather.

And nails, very NB.
Must be clean and short, otherwise bye bye.

Yip. I obsessively make sure I'm well groomed whenever I am gonna be in the company of women...

 

[krycor]

If all else fails, after finishing the tree and she goes to get coffee or something try.. The naked man

 

[mercurial]

If all else fails, after finishing the tree and she goes to get coffee or something try.. The naked man

Worth a try. It works 2 times out of 3.