Article: Himalayan Viagra rush

The annual rush to the hills by villagers keen to harvest a rare aphrodisiac fungus dubbed "Himalayan Viagra" has emptied rural schools in Nepal and forced them to shut, a local official said Tuesday.

Parents, students and even teachers have left home in pursuit of "yarchagumba", a high-altitude caterpillar fungus which is eagerly sought for its reputed sexual enhancement.
 
Hmmm so that's why those monks love being up in the mountains. Sneaky monks.
 
That would give Catwoman something to purr about.

So Batman and Robin are at a bar. Batman is drunk as ****. he turns over to Robin and says: "Hey Robin I guess you're going to have to drive.

Robin, in all excitement: "Yay I get to drive the BATMOBILE!!!!" So once Robin is in the car he floors it and starts shifting gears like crazy, and having an awesome time.
They get to the bat cave and Batman says: "Hey Robin you know I love you right?"
Robin says: Dude you're drunk back off.
Batman says: Robin, come on, you know the Batmobile isn't a stick shift.
 
winter worm," is produced when Cordyceps fungus spores attack a caterpillar larva underground, kill it and cause a mushroom to sprout out of its head.

That is just bizarre.
 
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