Article: Hotel valet crashes Lamborghini

Its strange, but I can relate.
My brother is a big Porsche fan, restores them as a hobby.
About a decade ago he found me a sweet deal through the Porsche Club SA. A Porsche 924, red, mint condition, right hand drive.

The 924 was a budget sports car Porsche's designed in partnership with VW in the 70's and 80's. It actually used a Audi engine and was assembled in a VW plant. One of their best selling cars ever. They later redesigned it and brought out the 944

And he'd found one for R60k - owned by a retired doctor, with only 45 000 km on it. The deal was perfect, a gorgeous little banshee, not too powerful and not expensive to maintain. And a dream to drive, a big one for me as I was averaging 150 km a day in my commute.

I took the car for a test drive, immediately fell in love with it. All it needed was a service, some new Bridgestone Potenzas, and I'd be set. I'd even be able to join the Porsche group insurance, which is surprisingly affordable.
The previous owner even offered to throw in the service as part of the deal. And because of the car's mixed genealogy - it could even be done at a normal dealership. In this case, the local VW.

The next time I saw the car it was up on blocks at the dealer, part of a very nasty lawsuit.
Seems the young mechanic that had done the service had taken the car for a 'test drive'. And blew the engine and damaged the gearbox. :sick:
To fit a new one they would need to drop the car.

My baby was ruined. I would never know what other damage had crept in.
Luckily I was able to pull out of the deal without any loss. Bought a Fiat instead. (Never buy Fiat, they are horrible)
 
Anyone notice the mirror broke? How is that possible
 
A friends (RIP :() brother had a Ferrari written off while it was in for a service. The brother was phoned by the tracking company while at his offices and asked if he had been in an accident and if they should send medical and other assistance. He was like "Huh? No I wasn't and I can see the X5 outside the window". Some dealership person had taken it for a ride and at first they tried to hide the accident but when he said he is already on his way there they came out with the truth. Cant remember the conclusion.
 
Its strange, but I can relate.
My brother is a big Porsche fan, restores them as a hobby.
About a decade ago he found me a sweet deal through the Porsche Club SA. A Porsche 924, red, mint condition, right hand drive.

The 924 was a budget sports car Porsche's designed in partnership with VW in the 70's and 80's. It actually used a Audi engine and was assembled in a VW plant. One of their best selling cars ever. They later redesigned it and brought out the 944

And he'd found one for R60k - owned by a retired doctor, with only 45 000 km on it. The deal was perfect, a gorgeous little banshee, not too powerful and not expensive to maintain. And a dream to drive, a big one for me as I was averaging 150 km a day in my commute.

I took the car for a test drive, immediately fell in love with it. All it needed was a service, some new Bridgestone Potenzas, and I'd be set. I'd even be able to join the Porsche group insurance, which is surprisingly affordable.
The previous owner even offered to throw in the service as part of the deal. And because of the car's mixed genealogy - it could even be done at a normal dealership. In this case, the local VW.

The next time I saw the car it was up on blocks at the dealer, part of a very nasty lawsuit.
Seems the young mechanic that had done the service had taken the car for a 'test drive'. And blew the engine and damaged the gearbox. :sick:
To fit a new one they would need to drop the car.

My baby was ruined. I would never know what other damage had crept in.
Luckily I was able to pull out of the deal without any loss. Bought a Fiat instead. (Never buy Fiat, they are horrible)

Ouch. What was the outcome of that lawsuit?

I can relate with the Fiat. Never, ever buy one. We now discover our Palio weekender is a "special issue" :rolleyes: Makes finding parts more difficult... :sick:

If I can get a chance, I'm gonna do an engine conversion and get away from that redonkilous "special issue" engine...
 
A friends (RIP :() brother had a Ferrari written off while it was in for a service. The brother was phoned by the tracking company while at his offices and asked if he had been in an accident and if they should send medical and other assistance. He was like "Huh? No I wasn't and I can see the X5 outside the window". Some dealership person had taken it for a ride and at first they tried to hide the accident but when he said he is already on his way there they came out with the truth. Cant remember the conclusion.

:D

Sorry to hear about your friend, though :(
 
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I think the engine is in the back.


INCORRECT.

There is a small power plant in the back.Hence the costly repair bill for the front nose section of the car.

also something is amiss.there are scratches from the front along the side and mirror broken...something else was hit before the collision with that wall
 
Ouch. What was the outcome of that lawsuit?

I can relate with the Fiat. Never, ever buy one. We now discover our Palio weekender is a "special issue" :rolleyes: Makes finding parts more difficult... :sick:

If I can get a chance, I'm gonna do an engine conversion and get away from that redonkilous "special issue" engine...

I think the dealership eventually settled with him - I wanted nothing to do with that mess.
I had a Palio HL. The fuel injection broke on the 22'nd of December and they needed to order one from Italy, the car was in the shop for a month. And then they had to replace the fuse board, seems its made in two parts, and they lose connection over time - I'd drive over a speed bump and have the headlights die on me.
The last straw was when the thrust bearing wore out. The car was screaming like a banshee.

I later found out all three were common problems with the model.
I went back to driving VW - haven't had a major problem with any of them.
I would probably still have been driving my red monster
 
He could just buy a new one instead for cheaper.



Wow, no wonder they all drive those ****ty Tatas and Mahindras.

Mahindra & Mahindra is known to have excellent support services, which is also known to be very bad in SA, but as a company which produces workhorses they do deserve their top spot in the motor industry, not only this but they are starting to take over the agriculture market as well, parts elsewhere in the world they are rated as a reputable motor industry.

Tata is a huge industry, their cars today are in actual a Fiat-Tata combination, this includes them owning many other companies and technologies. They are also a Fortune 500 company.

****ty is mainly due to the services (delivery) industry in SA.
 
Mahindra & Mahindra is known to have excellent support services, which is also known to be very bad in SA, but as a company which produces workhorses they do deserve their top spot in the motor industry, not only this but they are starting to take over the agriculture market as well, parts elsewhere in the world they are rated as a reputable motor industry.

Tata is a huge industry, their cars today are in actual a Fiat-Tata combination, this includes them owning many other companies and technologies. They are also a Fortune 500 company.

****ty is mainly due to the services (delivery) industry in SA.

Drive one and get back to me. I don't care if they come with the best service in the world including free blowjobs, they are terrible to drive, cheaply built and plasticky, noisy and ugly. Sure they last long in industrial applications but there's a reason for that - they are basically tractors. Like Soviet cars from a few decades ago.

Being a huge industry does not mean you make good products. There are over a billion people in India so even if no-one outside the country buys their stuff the numbers look huge to us. The car with the worst crash safety rating in the world is a TATA iirc. And having an association with Fiat is nothing to brag about.
 
Its strange, but I can relate.
My brother is a big Porsche fan, restores them as a hobby.
About a decade ago he found me a sweet deal through the Porsche Club SA. A Porsche 924, red, mint condition, right hand drive.

The 924 was a budget sports car Porsche's designed in partnership with VW in the 70's and 80's. It actually used a Audi engine and was assembled in a VW plant. One of their best selling cars ever. They later redesigned it and brought out the 944

Just for interest sake what would it cost to restore one that is in driving condition but needs to be redone completely inside etc?

Somebody offered me one for R12 000,wondering if I was silly to turn it down?
 
This hardly surprises me. I've seen so many clips and heard so many stories of these valets parking exotic cars where they decide to blip the throttle (or flat out rev it!) to hear the engine note, often forgetting they're in gear. Naturally the car leaps forward, often into something solid.

Condolences to the owner...

Condolences my bum lol.
He can afford the car and he was happy to give the keys to someone else. Why the sympathy? :)
 
Drive one and get back to me. I don't care if they come with the best service in the world including free blowjobs, they are terrible to drive, cheaply built and plasticky, noisy and ugly. Sure they last long in industrial applications but there's a reason for that - they are basically tractors. Like Soviet cars from a few decades ago.

Being a huge industry does not mean you make good products. There are over a billion people in India so even if no-one outside the country buys their stuff the numbers look huge to us. The car with the worst crash safety rating in the world is a TATA iirc. And having an association with Fiat is nothing to brag about.

I get your point, but my concern is with their distributors and/or subsidiaries in other countries which are below the required service levels, this includes all known brands and not limited to the automobile industry, where are the evaluations? Yes, both entities in mention do have a target market to which these vehicles appeal and largely be within “allowable” budget.

I did drive a Scorpio over two years as a company car, used to work with (not at) Dole and generally did export and market logistics, prior entering ICT. Yes, not the best drive and breakdowns did occur early on, these vehicles did take abuse, we also serviced the vehicles within our own workshops.

The reason I called the Fiat-Tata combination is also due to Tata investing in Italian plants and design entities to improve their go-to-market product, this initiated in 2010 (under correction).

Pending on the ratings and association, the current (2014) 5 worst brands/cars are:

No. 1 - Toyota Yaris
No. 2 - Fiat 500
No. 3 - Toyota Corolla
No. 4 - Mitsubishi Lancer
No. 5 - Nissan Versa

In the long term when it comes down to production, both Mahindra and Tata vehicles are sustainable, but with the local support it can prove disastrous.
 
Just for interest sake what would it cost to restore one that is in driving condition but needs to be redone completely inside etc?

Somebody offered me one for R12 000,wondering if I was silly to turn it down?

R 12k? What was the mileage?
I hate to say it - but if it was still driveable, it was a steal. But depending on just cleaning it up or doing a zero-life - 40 to 80K (Completely ballpark, I'm not really into that).
You'd even get the engine bay stickers for that model from Porsche.
 
R 12k? What was the mileage?
I hate to say it - but if it was still driveable, it was a steal. But depending on just cleaning it up or doing a zero-life - 40 to 80K (Completely ballpark, I'm not really into that).
You'd even get the engine bay stickers for that model from Porsche.

I cant remember mileage,it was drivable in fact the guy drove it to me with papers in hand to show it to me.Yep it was a steal but I was a student a few years ago and R12k was hard to come by lol.
 
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