Article: Muti made protesting miners aggressive: report

[thestaggy]

A guy my dad works with, who let's just say is a bit of a troublemaker in the location, bathes himself in anti-bullet muti every morning. My dad asked him about it and he confidently told my dad that it works. When my dad - jokingly - pulled his gun out and asked him if he could test it the guy shouted, ducked behind the table and told my dad that it does not work with white people.

This brings me to another story with a guy I used to work with. He played a weekend football mini-league and his side kept on losing to the same team because the 'keeper has powerful muti. I asked him to tell me about it and I was told that the 'keeper holds the muti in his hand and when you attempt to shoot at the goals, you will miss, even if the goal is open.

Wackest nonsene I have ever heard.

 

[daveza]

ducked behind the table and told my dad that it does not work with white people.

Ah, so all the black cops bullets were stopped but the white ones got through the shield.

 

[Beri]

they should get a dwarf and paint him white and let him run up and down..... tokolosh....... gone are all the strikers....

 

[raind33r]

This is actually very sad.

Not that people with criminal intent were shot, but that ignorant people were taken advantage of.
Taken advantage of by the union - inciting the strike and violence
taken advantage of by a sangoma - selling snake oil

Those are the real perpetrators that need to be dealt some justice, as per an earlier post.

 

[Geriatrix]

This whole thing could have been averted had they tested the muti on the traditional healer first by shooting at him to see if his muti works or not.

You'd think they'd do this. If I believed any of that ****, I'd do that.

 

[2026]

Not that people with criminal intent were shot, but that ignorant people were taken advantage of.

Attacking people with weapons seems pretty criminal to me?

 

[DJ...]

Attacking people with weapons seems pretty criminal to me?

You misunderstand what he's saying. He's not saying that they weren't criminals, he's saying that it's sad that people were taken advantage of, not sad that they were killed considering their actions...

 

[Redeemed]

 

[MessageBeliever]

Stupid people... Or was it just the muti that made them stupid?

 

[dlk001]

When my dad - jokingly - pulled his gun out and asked him if he could test it the guy shouted, ducked behind the table and told my dad that it does not work with white people.

Thats funny because my folks also insisted that I pay a Sangoma to bath my brand new car....I refused to pay but in order to maintain harmony within the family, I let them pay R850 for the rirtual. Also I was very curious to experiment the process.

On the same day, someone drove into my car and left an apology note with contact details (a hot Yugoslavian girl).

I called the Sangoma for a refund. She initially refused saying "The R850 was not a comprehensive cover against White people..."

At least, the experience taught some of my elderly family members a lesson about these stupid rituals.

 

[Geriatrix]

I called the Sangoma for a refund. She initially refused saying "The R850 was not a comprehensive cover against White people..."

At least, the experience taught some of my elderly family members a lesson about these stupid rituals.

I don't get this. What is their excuse that their magic doesn't work on whites? I've heard this one before and it simply baffles me beyond belief. :wtf:

 

[Hemps]

I don't get this. What is their excuse that their magic doesn't work on whites? I've heard this one before and it simply baffles me beyond belief.

Well we get blamed for everything else so why not for Muti not working.

 

[MessageBeliever]

Well we get blamed for everything else so why not for Muti not working.

Its because the white people is the curse of the world, agents and bastards. Muti only works on thoroughbreads.

 

[Beri]

Well we get blamed for everything else so why not for Muti not working.

Only work on people that also believes in it.

 

[Hemi300c]

There is only one muti that works and that is the muti Bob Mugabe is taking.