Article: Shark bites angler after being caught

[LazyLion]

Breaking News: Sharks have sharp teeth!

 

[optel]

A shark

 

[Picard]

An Shark? sorry for being the grammar nazi in this regard, but wanted to point it out.

A shark

Too late, Adolf.

 

[RoosTa]

Would have been more news-worthy if headline read:

Article: Man bites Shark after being caught

 

[flarkit]

suffering lacerations to his left leg, on his calf and on his achilles heel

It bit him on his Saywhatnow??? Sigh.

 

[Wasp_21]

It bit him on his Saywhatnow??? Sigh.

Tendon is spinning in his grave!

 

[flarkit]

Tendon is spinning in his grave!

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This ultra-modern, ultra-innovative device, which only slight resembles a bent thick plastic board, will protect YOUR vulnerable Achilles Heel from a snap-happy deap-sea denizen! For added effectivitification, simply smear a few drops of Tabasco sauce on your AABASI, to drive any would-be Ankle-biting shark or peckish predator into a frenzy!

 

[falcon786]

I guess he did not taste too good

 

[The_Unbeliever]

OOB shark nibble?