Article : Tom Cruise has telepathic powers

[Azbubu]

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The Church Of Scientology believes it's most famous devotee Tom Cruise has telekinetic and telepathic powers, according to reports.

According to a 2006 investigation by Rolling Stone magazine, 50-year-old Tom had reached an advanced level of Scientology and was known as an "Operating Thetan" or an "OT".

Janet Reitman, the author of the report, explained that OTs "have total control over themselves and their environment".

Yes i'm practising for when I get the myBB Junior Journalist job

 

[tortured]

Lets see him prove it then. :erm:

 

[grok]

The Church Of Scientology believes it's most famous devotee Tom Cruise has telekinetic and telepathic powers, according to reports.

We all believed in father xmas and the tooth fairy at some stage, but then we grew up.

 

[Zyzzyva]

In my google news stream i saw a story about Tom Cruise going to the toilet 3 times while on the set of his new movie. I kid you not.

 

[Nick333]

Ok but, has he come out of the closet yet?

 

[unskinnybob]

Ok but, has he come out of the closet yet?

His thietan powers allow him to be inside and outside the closet at the same time.

 

[undesign]

His thietan powers allow him to be inside and outside the closet at the same time.

ROFL

 

[raind33r]

His thietan powers allow him to be inside and outside the closet at the same time.

bwahahahah good one

 

[Geriatrix]

most famous devotee Tom Cruise has telekinetic and telepathic powers, according to reports.

Yet he missed the little bit where his wife decided to file for divorce and apply for full custody of their child.(Which she probably did months ahead of time btw)

In my google news stream i saw a story about Tom Cruise going to the toilet 3 times while on the set of his new movie. I kid you not.

So? Maybe he just hydrates a lot.

 

[ABCpt]

Yes i'm practising for when I get the myBB Junior Journalist job

Will you be doing this part time while your dog is doing his part time police work?

 

[Zyzzyva]

So? Maybe he just hydrates a lot.

Just pointing out the lunacy which is the celebrity gossip business.

 

[raind33r]

More like he has telepathetic powers

 

[zippy]

How do you think he survives all those "Mission Impossible" missions ?

 

[IzZzy]

His thietan powers allow him to be inside and outside the closet at the same time.

I can see the headlines now: "Tom Cruise is Schrödinger's cat."

 

[w1z4rd]

I have telapathetic powers.

 

[PostmanPot]

Pass, they can't even spell "it's" correctly.

 

[blunomore]

He is a creepy little man.

 

[BigBullBully]

hmmm, the force..strong with this one it is.

 

[abandonallhope]

I have telApathetic powers.

You can be proud of yourself, admitting is the 1st step to recovery.

 

[FrankCastle]

Look Suri there's your daddy on top of the Burj

Good thing the wife made a run for it.

total nutjob.