Ask a beard anything!

[EMAM]

As per @faniedry request......ask me anything.....

 

[Pitbull]

As per @faniedry request......ask me anything.....

Ask a beard?

 

[Genisys]

How are you doing?

 

[Jase]

As per @faniedry request......ask me anything.....

You have a beard? Colour?

 

[EMAM]

Ask a beard?

Gee, what is wrong with you people???

You have alot to learn

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beard

 

[EMAM]

You have a beard? Colour?

I give up already!

 

[faniebraai]

So you and Ant Man still live together so that he can appear straight?

 

[Jase]

Gee, what is wrong with you people???

You have alot to learn

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beard

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

So Fanie is taking you where?

 

[Pitbull]

Gee, what is wrong with you people???

You have alot to learn

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beard

O well, that's boring. Here I thought you one of the Bushy types

 

[saor]

What kinds of events would a gay person be at where they need to pretend to be straight?

 

[Jase]

O well, that's boring. Here I thought you one of the Bushy types

First thing that came to mind ...

 

[faniebraai]

What kinds of events would a gay person be at where they need to pretend to be straight?

When they are ashamed for who they are.... everywhere I guess

 

[Genisys]

Gee, what is wrong with you people???

You have alot to learn

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beard

Are we not suppose to be the ones asking the question?

 

[Grant]

/sniffs the air

 

[Pitbull]

When they are ashamed for who they are.... everywhere I guess

But why be ashamed? This aint the 1900's.

I suppose I get it to a degree, but why would they need to lie to themselves and others

 

[Genisys]

Ok, fine, let me ask then. How did you find out you are a beard? Was there any signs that gave it away?

 

[Jase]

Okay back OT. Did you hold hands?

 

[faniebraai]

But why be ashamed? This aint the 1900's.

I suppose I get it to a degree, but why would they need to lie to themselves and others

who the hell should i know... best guess

 

[Neoprod]

a. How does wing-manning work when you're bearding? You and the beardee ever pick up someone for each other?

b. Did you ever see a guy and go for it while bearding?

 

[Jase]

Next question. As a beard, did he have a beard too?