Ask a beard anything!

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Genisys said:
Ok, fine, let me ask then. How did you find out you are a beard? Was there any signs that gave it away?
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Go back to threads from 2012..........too long to repeat.....(he told me)
 
EX_mrs_ant_man said:
We met in 1985 - things were still a little backward then and he had a strict father.
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O right, so it's not a thing no more? (Bearding)

Or are there still like business meetings with potential clients or suppliers that you need to beard? Let's say religious type of business people with high and deep reach.
 
Neoprod said:
a. How does wing-manning work when you're bearding? You and the beardee ever pick up someone for each other?

b. Did you ever see a guy and go for it while bearding?
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I didn't know I was a beard - women generally don't know this until they find out.
 
saor said:
Just seems like a tedious affair to keep the charade going.
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it can be exceptionally entertaining when you drop the bombshell on a crowd gathered around a braai talking p0es & spark plugs, and someone comments about some hot woman & you respond: "wonder if she has a brother"

jaws drop & boerewors rolls slide out of fingers falling to the floor
 
So when out bearding, do you have to look like you are a couple? You know, those affectionate looks, a squeeze or things similar?
 
Pitbull said:
Ok wait, I think I get it now given their history.

Could possibly be because of friends or family in the beginning, maybe still. Since they were married and have kid/s together. So, if he or you pick up someone on such a date. How does the other one get home? I mean, if I know I'm just there for show, I will surely try and get me some arse for afterwards.
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No, you need to understand.....when women are beards, they don't know that their husbands are gay. We do not go out now together so there's no problem as to who goes home with whom.....
I certainly didn't know I was just there for show, I thought I had a rock solid marriage.....meanwhile.....back at the ranch....:whistle:....and, no @grantza, do not mention the rodeo!
 
grantza said:
it can be exceptionally entertaining when you drop the bombshell on a crowd gathered around a braai talking p0es & spark plugs, and someone comments about some hot woman & you respond: "wonder if she has a brother"

jaws drop & boerewors rolls slide out of fingers falling to the floor
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One can normally tell when someone is gay. I have a gay brother. We always knew he was gay, I think even before he really knew :D
 
EX_mrs_ant_man said:
No, you need to understand.....when women are beards, they don't know that their husbands are gay. We do not go out now together so there's no problem as to who goes home with whom.....
I certainly didn't know I was just there for show, I thought I had a rock solid marriage.....meanwhile.....back at the ranch....:whistle:....and, no @grantza, do not mention the rodeo!
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Ohhhh, okay I get it.
 
EX_mrs_ant_man said:
No, you need to understand.....when women are beards, they don't know that their husbands are gay. We do not go out now together so there's no problem as to who goes home with whom.....
I certainly didn't know I was just there for show, I thought I had a rock solid marriage.....meanwhile.....back at the ranch....:whistle:....and, no @grantza, do not mention the rodeo!
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O ok, so the beard thing is not a formal arrangement. That is what the victim is called after the husband or wife comes out as guy and they have been used as beards?

I think I get it now :)
 
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