Flanders
Honorary Master
- Joined
- Nov 20, 2003
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I reckon what happened was that it was a blowout that frightened an already-paranoid fatboy, causing him to soil his Armani undies and turn the colour of someone with white tendencies. Then, in utter disbelief, the guards on either side of this unknown white stranger with eyes the size of saucers now sitting in fatboy's place, probably pulled their pieces to eliminate the agent, causing fatboy to almost go into cardiac arrest and lose control of the rubbish in his trouser. Embarrasment over loss of bowel and bladder control, along with the guards' total inability to identify their boss in the opposite hue probably led a very un-unshaken fatboy to replace them with immediate effect.