Bad Driving thread

A polo, they think they can...

This fool has a kid sitting between the seats. Drives a fancy car but don't have kid seats.
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Cr419 said:
A polo, they think they can...

This fool has a kid sitting between the seats. Drives a fancy car but don't have kid seats.
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I saw worse on Saturday. I was driving down a two lane road behind a red Renault sandero. I was staying behind it because it was swerving over the lanes, assuming the driver was drunk, I stopped next to him at the traffic light. The driver wasnt drunk. The driver’s 2-3 year old was sitting on his lap. :wtf Why put your kid at risk in this way?
 
Aquila ka Hecate said:
OK wait, why was his door open? Was he getting out to donder you?:D
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His door was open to speak to his mate in the car next to him.... which pissed me off even more, he obviously just swerved into my lane because he was too busy worrying about his friend.
He is as thick as they come.. he wasn't even aware of me.
 
pinball wizard said:
I have come to the conclusion that your penis must be tiny if you drive an Audi.
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^This

Some twat (couldn't really tell if it was a guy or one of those butch tannies) drives right up my ass in a residential area, did the universal WTF sign out the window I then sped up to a 100 in a 60 zone, still on my ass and eventually overtook me then almost caused a head on whilst flipping me off. Proper moron, I know where he lives, who wants to join me to go egg his house?
 
gamer16 said:
^This

Some twat (couldn't really tell if it was a guy or one of those butch tannies) drives right up my ass in a residential area, did the universal WTF sign out the window I then sped up to a 100 in a 60 zone, still on my ass and eventually overtook me then almost caused a head on whilst flipping me off. Proper moron, I know where he lives, who wants to join me to go egg his house?
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no thanks, just now it is a really angry auntie... (think of Giles' granny, but much, much worse...)
 
gamer16 said:
Think I'll take a cue from my brothers book next time this happens, just let go of the throttle and slow down to 20, see how they like that.
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I’ve taken to doing that.

It boggles the mind how many people will be travelling 15-20 km/h faster than you, but just won’t overtake, chosing instead to sit on your tail, usually with their headlights in your mirror.

When this happens, and I get to a spot they can overtake I take my foot off the pedal. They’ll usually slow down behind me, till eventually they manage to get their brain around the fact the fact that they can actually go past. Frustratingly when I re-engage my cruise control, I’ll discover that they’re now travelling slower than me. Of course if I overtake them then, their tiny little testicles start to itch and they just have to either accelerate and not let me past or ride up my arse and pass me again, this time going like a bat out of hell.
 
Colin62 said:
I’ve taken to doing that.

It boggles the mind how many people will be travelling 15-20 km/h faster than you, but just won’t overtake, chosing instead to sit on your tail, usually with their headlights in your mirror.

When this happens, and I get to a spot they can overtake I take my foot off the pedal. They’ll usually slow down behind me, till eventually they manage to get their brain around the fact the fact that they can actually go past. Frustratingly when I re-engage my cruise control, I’ll discover that they’re now travelling slower than me. Of course if I overtake them then, their tiny little testicles start to itch and they just have to either accelerate and not let me past or ride up my arse and pass me again, this time going like a bat out of hell.
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I once had a oke in a Hilux do this on the highway, was on my arse, let him past then he went slower then I overtook him and again he was on my ass so I went flat out and out drove him in my wee little Corsa going 190 down the hills. Eventually took a off ramp were he came past shouting and swearing:ROFL::ROFL:
 
gamer16 said:
I once had a oke in a Hilux do this on the highway, was on my arse, let him past then he went slower then I overtook him and again he was on my ass so I went flat out and out drove him in my wee little Corsa going 190 down the hills. Eventually took a off ramp were he came past shouting and swearing:ROFL::ROFL:
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Yeah, I can never understand that. Tailgate someone just to end up going slower than that person. That, and people that can't keep a constant speed. I don't have adaptive cruise control in my car so I end up switching cruise control up and down the whole time because of some arsewipe not being able to keep to a speed.
 
Cr419 said:
Yeah, I can never understand that. Tailgate someone just to end up going slower than that person. That, and people that can't keep a constant speed. I don't have adaptive cruise control in my car so I end up switching cruise control up and down the whole time because of some arsewipe not being able to keep to a speed.
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Think they just like being in front, the same way I'd assume you feel behind one of those people who weave constantly getting close to other cars and the barrier, I always just have to get away from them they are genuinely scary.
 
gamer16 said:
Think they just like being in front, the same way I'd assume you feel behind one of those people who weave constantly getting close to other cars and the barrier, I always just have to get away from them they are genuinely scary.
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But then you either drive out from under them if they are slow, or just slow down for a few kilometers to let them get away from you as far as possible (as you do), but overtaking and staying in close proximity that that kind of drivers seems a bit dangerous.
 
Colin62 said:
I’ve taken to doing that.

It boggles the mind how many people will be travelling 15-20 km/h faster than you, but just won’t overtake, chosing instead to sit on your tail, usually with their headlights in your mirror.

When this happens, and I get to a spot they can overtake I take my foot off the pedal. They’ll usually slow down behind me, till eventually they manage to get their brain around the fact the fact that they can actually go past. Frustratingly when I re-engage my cruise control, I’ll discover that they’re now travelling slower than me. Of course if I overtake them then, their tiny little testicles start to itch and they just have to either accelerate and not let me past or ride up my arse and pass me again, this time going like a bat out of hell.
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Happened to me more than once. I just put foot down and leave them ways behind me. Very irritating.
 
Colin62 said:
I’ve taken to doing that.

It boggles the mind how many people will be travelling 15-20 km/h faster than you, but just won’t overtake, chosing instead to sit on your tail, usually with their headlights in your mirror.

When this happens, and I get to a spot they can overtake I take my foot off the pedal. They’ll usually slow down behind me, till eventually they manage to get their brain around the fact the fact that they can actually go past. Frustratingly when I re-engage my cruise control, I’ll discover that they’re now travelling slower than me. Of course if I overtake them then, their tiny little testicles start to itch and they just have to either accelerate and not let me past or ride up my arse and pass me again, this time going like a bat out of hell.
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before i say anything , what lane are you in?
 
isie said:
before i say anything , what lane are you in?
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The fact that I wait for a spot that they can overtake me implies quite heavily that it’s a single carriage way, one lane each way. But hey, feel free to not read the post but make snide little jabs from a position of ignorance. Let me know when it’s you behind me, I’ll throw in a free brake-check just for you.
 
Colin62 said:
The fact that I wait for a spot that they can overtake me implies quite heavily that it’s a single carriage way, one lane each way. But hey, feel free to not read the post but make snide little jabs from a position of ignorance. Let me know when it’s you behind me, I’ll throw in a free brake-check just for you.
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Don't worry, you'd go to prison for that break check if anything happens.

And it was not obvious from your post that it was a single carriage way.
 
Johnatan56 said:
Don't worry, you'd go to prison for that break check if anything happens.
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It’s spelt brake. And while it’s possible that you could get charged with reckless driving for doing it, it’s not easy to prove and the chances of going to jail are pretty slim. All of that is assuming that you’re an idiot and brake-check hard enough that the car behind hits you.

Johnatan56 said:
And it was not obvious from your post that it was a single carriage way.
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I’d rather not dumb down my posts, so perhaps you could just ignore them?
 
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