I was a bit upset and asked her for the number of the department where I can call to cancel my contract. Last week the operator told me about this department so I thought I was on the right track.
Well, the lady said she can do it right then and there. No problem. Click-Click and the account is off. Then I asked her about the penalties and she said yes and named a few things.
I love how each call center agent tells you something different.
So I also woke up this morning to a dead connection. Actually, I lie... I had a 1.5 Meg download speed from
www.neotel.co.za, I just could not connect to the rest of the internet. Awesome, but useless.
So I call the call centre. First call, I am on hold for 5 minutes and it hangs up. Second call I am on hold for 4 minutes and it hangs up. Third call and the call centre stops answering. So I go to my cell phone. On hold for 3 minutes and finally it is answered.
Unfortunately, Lesedi (my call centre contact helping me out with my slow internet complaint) had worked the entire weekend so she was not in, so I got to speak to someone new. I got them to call up my fault number (which must now be chock-a-block full of notes from my various calls) and asked what is up.
I got told that the network was down everywhere.
So I silently called "Uncle" in my head, and told her that I had had enough, I wanted out. I want to cancel my account. I then get told that she can put in a cancel request, and that the cancellation dept will call me back within THIRTY DAYS to confirm that I want to cancel. WHAT THE F---????
I ask to speak to her supervisor. But (naturally) her supervisor is on another call. So I piss and moan a little more, but it was like talking to a brick wall. So I hung up.
Talked to my boss, and he suggested I go talk to someone in the flesh at Neotel. So I call back. It takes me another three times to get to talk to someone (I eventually started choosing the "I want to open a new account" option in the call centre menu, as I figured those agents would not be busy).
I get told that there is NO NEOTEL OFFICE in Cape Town. I can go to a PostNet or RadioPage where their systems are connected, but there are no real NeoTel people there. Fat lot of use that is.
But I get her to send an email to the cancellation dept to insist they call me within the week AND I GOT HER TO CC ME ON THE EMAIL. So now I have the email address of the department. Muhaha.
oh... and as I speak, my connection seems to be working properly again. I will have to check it out tonight to see if it hits the 1.5 Meg speeds it used to, but I am getting a steady 300Kb/s with a few forays into the 500Kb/s range every so often.
But I think I am done. The headaches are just not worth the R500 odd I am saving. I can get a 4 Meg Telkom line for around R500 and an Axxess 384 Uncapped account for around R800. I think that is the way to go.
Anyway... I'm done.