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Kilgore_Trout_Redux

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One would've sworn YOU were the one that was pregnant :)

Lol, yeah. Serves me right for being one of those new age men who wake up just about every time the little one wakes us so wifey can sleep. You don't feel like going to gym when you have had seriously disturbed sleep patterns for seven months. You also let yourself go once your partner loses all interest in anything sexual for that period of time as well.

Also my wife looks gorgeous if a little too skinny.. She is slimmer now than she was before she was pregnant. I'm putting on her extra kilos.
 
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Mila

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It's sad.... i can not even blame baby fat.....does kitten fat count??

(well done brendabd)

Since i never had puppy fat can i choose to blame that now???
 

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It's sad.... i can not even blame baby fat.....does kitten fat count??

(well done brendabd)

Since i never had puppy fat can i choose to blame that now???

Lol...that's the thing with you women.....there's always something to blame and some fat to be found, even if you look gorgeous! Though looking good's probably important, what's more important is how you carry that weight!

Bet you hardly have "kitten fat". ;)
 

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Lol...that's the thing with you women.....there's always something to blame and some fat to be found, even if you look gorgeous! Though looking good's probably important, what's more important is how you carry that weight!

Bet you hardly have "kitten fat". ;)

Tx but i do;) I have never had body issues but since my thyroid gave in i have a better understanding of weight issues.
 

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Yet you frequent strip clubs ................................................


Bluno come on now do you seriously think men do not want to look at other girls? Do you think your man does not whack it to porn when your not around? A strip club is such an awesome thing for a man, specially a man who has been with a chick for a long time. Lets you know your still a man :p

Come on now, you don't strike me as naive :p
 

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Bluno come on now do you seriously think men do not want to look at other girls? Do you think your man does not whack it to porn when your not around? A strip club is such an awesome thing for a man, specially a man who has been with a chick for a long time. Lets you know your still a man :p

Come on now, you don't strike me as naive :p


It's fine killa, but then the man in question should have the guts to be honest about it with his partner, not so?
 

Mila

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It's fine killa, but then the man in question should have the guts to be honest about it with his partner, not so?
I agree.

I look at other girls too!!! I think some are very pretty!! So if i saw that why would my bf not?
 

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Tx but i do;) I have never had body issues but since my thyroid gave in i have a better understanding of weight issues.

Well....I am still guessing it's not nearly as much body issues as you think it to be, I don't know...but hope you win that battle.

As for me, I blame my body issues on age and alcohol, lol...ESPCIALLY alcohol!!! :p

And no....I'm not old....things just start slowing down once you hit 25! :D
 

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I blame men.......


I like blaming them and my parents.





But deep down in my heart i know it's my own fault!!:p
 

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Bluno i do not think whacking it off to porn is something you need to share, it depends some women are fine with it and others think your cheating on them, if you know your women enough to know she would be fine with it then yes tell her but if not then there is no harm in hiding it. Lying about strip clubs well thats another story and you should be honest about that :). The difference is when you look mila your not on the same level as a man :p
 

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I blame men.......


I like blaming them and my parents.





But deep down in my heart i know it's my own fault!!:p

Lol....in that case I blame my parents too....mum's a really good cook....and dad....he's really big into his wine, even makes wine...something I grew up with.

For the rest I blame the pubs and 4am Steers!
 

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Lol....in that case I blame my parents too....mum's a really good cook....and dad....he's really big into his wine, even makes wine...something I grew up with.

For the rest I blame the pubs and 4am Steers!

Oh hell and that bloody hotdog stand in Hatfield......then babelas food the next day...:eek:
 

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Bluno i do not think whacking it off to porn is something you need to share, it depends some women are fine with it and others think your cheating on them, if you know your women enough to know she would be fine with it then yes tell her but if not then there is no harm in hiding it. Lying about strip clubs well thats another story and you should be honest about that :). The difference is when you look mila your not on the same level as a man :p

but isn't bluno a women?
 

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Oh hell and that bloody hotdog stand in Hatfield......then babelas food the next day...:eek:

Oh yes....the next morning....either pizza....or cheese...lots of cheese!! Toasted cheese sandwiches.....mmmmm....now I wanna get pi$$ed! :D
 

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Oh yes....the next morning....either pizza....or cheese...lots of cheese!! Toasted cheese sandwiches.....mmmmm....now I wanna get pi$$ed! :D

+10 i can do with a good p!ss up!!
 
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