Beach bodies

[blunomore]

LOLZ!!

I want to look Jennifer Aniston, if i could shrink 15cm....

For someone who is 40, she has a stunning body.

Then again, she has the time and the money to excercise for hours every day.

 

[pos(t)er]

???

Is that a cross between 'intimidated' and 'intimate'?

I feel that all the time ...

You see, just typing about it unsettles me.
/goes off to see what intimate means

 

[killadoob]

How tall are you?

Bluno her job is to look good . although 2 hours a day gyming is not really that much, but who wants to get up at 5 to gym when they can sleep

 

[blunomore]

How tall are you?

Bluno her job is to look good . although 2 hours a day gyming is not really that much, but who wants to get up at 5 to gym when they can sleep

Yip killa, it is amazing what one can achieve with time and money !

 

[Alan]

so whos up for some malva pudding and custard?

Yes please

 

[Mila]

For someone who is 40, she has a stunning body.

Then again, she has the time and the money to excercise for hours every day.

+100 did you see the swimsuit photo with her yoga body....

How tall are you?

Bluno her job is to look good . although 2 hours a day gyming is not really that much, but who wants to get up at 5 to gym when they can sleep

184m and hell yeah to sleep!!!!!

 

[blunomore]

+100 did you see the swimsuit photo with her yoga body....



184m and hell yeah to sleep!!!!!

Mila, I am 1.7m, which is not all that tall, yet I TOWER over most of my in-laws.

Of course, you and I know that clothes just hang so much better on a taller person. Who wants to look frumpy?

 

[bwana]

Mila, I am 1.7m, which is not all that tall, yet I TOWER over most of my in-laws.

Of course, you and I know that clothes just hang so much better on a taller person. Who wants to look frumpy?

You're married?

 

[blunomore]

You're married?

Not allowed?

 

[bwana]

Not allowed?

Of course you're allowed to be married but the impression I got was that you weren't.

 

[Mila]

Mila, I am 1.7m, which is not all that tall, yet I TOWER over most of my in-laws.

Of course, you and I know that clothes just hang so much better on a taller person. Who wants to look frumpy?

I would like to be in the middle. When i buy pants they look like i found them at the salvation army. They are never 3/4 it just looks like i'm wearing hand me downs. And it only looks beter if you are as skinny as a rake... i'm a bit curvier..... oh hell i'm a lot more...

 

[Keeper]

Yep, I was spot on.

 

[wrathex]

I don't mind what any of you look like, as long as you're not violent

 

[blunomore]

Of course you're allowed to be married but the impression I got was that you weren't.

Maybe I gave you that impression at the time when I was indeed not married. Only got hitched a few months ago

 

[Kilgore_Trout_Redux]

Went to a bachelors party and ended up at Mavericks. The cute, really petit little lady I chose for a private dance grabbed my love handles while we were waiting for a booth to become available and told me I needed to lose that. Since having our baby I haven't been going to gym and I've put a bit of weight on there while the rest of me is quite thin and ok built.

It was probably a way for her to subtly assert control over the situation but bugger it I'm getting my burgening little beergut off to the gym.

Thank you pretty little Ukranian lady. My wife should probably thank you too but heres to hoping she never finds out.

 

[Mila]

lolz!!!

See strippers does do good...

 

[Picard]

I don't mind what any of you look like, as long as you're not violent

I'm semi-comatose.

Except when dealing with my unruly and disregarding brother.

 

[blunomore]

The cute, really petit little lady I chose for a private dance grabbed my love handles while we were waiting for a booth to become available and told me I needed to lose that. Since having our baby I haven't been going to gym and I've put a bit of weight on there while the rest of me is quite thin and ok built.

One would've sworn YOU were the one that was pregnant

 

[Mila]

One would've sworn YOU were the one that was pregnant

I had too read it twice to register that she is a he..... male baby fat....

 

[eek]

Yep, I was spot on.

Where did you find this photo of me????