Being single rocks!

Not being under sardistic rule is a big plus. Being single for to long now to allow someone to tell me "I can't" just because he doesn't want me to do something. On the other hand it does have its negative moments, being single.
 
I get to lurk at my mate's bar until 4am every weekend or go to movies with my mates or go surfing on muh sekzi new longboard - or actually even BUY my sexy new longboard or play pc/xbox all night long - without anyone telling me I'm not allowed to or I'm being inconsiderate.

Here's the thing with girlfriends/scoring...There are essentially to kinds of women out there for you:

Contract or Pay-as-you-go!

:D
 
AcidRaZor said:
You were the one that offered :rolleyes:
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Lies! At what point did i say something was going to happen? :eek:

Voicy said:
I get to lurk at my mate's bar until 4am every weekend or go to movies with my mates or go surfing on muh sekzi new longboard - or actually even BUY my sexy new longboard or play pc/xbox all night long - without anyone telling me I'm not allowed to or I'm being inconsiderate.
:D
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Am enjoying having my own place in CT for that very reason :D
 
AvatarS said:
Lies! At what point did i say something was going to happen? :eek:



Am enjoying having my own place in CT for that very reason :D
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I didn't imply anything was going to happen, you said check for yourself... now how am I suppose to believe you're a woman by just appearance alone. I check the bits and pieces... because like I said, you could be Lady GaGa
 
I said, look, not check >.<
And your beliefs are no concern of mine ;)
 
*shrug*Ok, you caught me; I'm a guy pretending to be female online for cheap thrills. :D
 
The only benefit of being single is that you can drink when you want.

Today after work we made a punch and I offered a sip to a female colleague who declined and said that if her husband smelled alcohol in her breath he would be upset ... WTF ... it's just a sip and so bloody what if you have a drink and your husband/wife doesn't!!!
 
Picard said:
The only benefit of being single is that you can drink when you want.

Today after work we made a punch and I offered a sip to a female colleague who declined and said that if her husband smelled alcohol in her breath he would be upset ... WTF ... it's just a sip and so bloody what if you have a drink and your husband/wife doesn't!!!
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Women love those kind of relationships... you should try dating her dude, she's open.

And it's punch, wtf, if you can smell the alcohol the punch is a fail ;)
 
AcidRaZor said:
Women love those kind of relationships... you should try dating her dude, she's open.

And it's punch, wtf, if you can smell the alcohol the punch is a fail ;)
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She's married.

But you can't. It just tastes like a tropical blend with a distinct mint flavour.
 
Picard said:
She's married.
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Exactly. I found that women who are married in relationships with guys they have to "I can't do that because I'll be in trouble if he finds out" mentality are prime subjects for what I call "The Experiment"

The jist of it is to test to see if the woman would be faithful. It also takes a few months of work (if not years) but if she caves you win. If she doesn't, you just proved there's women of substance out there.

I'm yet to prove there is...
 
AcidRaZor said:
  • No "take me out" moaning when you've been out almost every single night of the week
  • No being disappointed (and hearing about it) when I take her ass out and that it was "just okay"
  • No having to listen to her yammer on with her problems she doesn't want me to fix but still listen to for hours on end, seeing her make the same mistake over and over again to just have her bitch again about something that she could have prevented
  • No buying gifts that you think are cute and represent some part of the relationship which you adore and having it thrown back in your face and rip your heart out of it's cage for being "silly" or not "knowing her by now" or having to hear how much she doesn't like the gift but "its okay because it's the thought that counts... she GUESS"
  • No having to walk around the mall endlessly till my feet can't take it anymore and my ass crack is raining down sweat like there's no tomorrow yearning for a place to just sit down and relax for a beer, but no "must quickly go look at that pair of cute shoes"
  • No having to hear what an "angry driver" I am or have her instruct me on proper driving technique whenever there's an idiot on the road, "Well you shouldn't be driving this fast anyway".... no, it's not road rage I'm just mad at YOU for not shutting your trap yet
  • No more coming late for movies and missing the previews (my favorite part) because she can't tell time and has to be late for EVERYTHING ("haha, fashionably late")
  • No more walking (and hiding from) the 10 billion guys she ****ed as a one night stand (which didn't count towards the 11 boyfriends she felt she should tell me about)
  • No more pretending to care that I like her backwards-assed family and their untrained spoiled dog
  • No more spending countless hours trying to come up with stuff to do when we go out (which always got shot down and "lets just go to the casino")
  • No more being late for special occassions, like a ****ing sunset picnic at a place which I had to pay extra to be open that late on the mountain at the language monument overlooking the mountains BECAUSE SHE WOULD RATHER IGNORE MY COUNTLESS PLEAS TO GET READY AND GO AND TALK TO HER STUPID AUNT FOR HOURS, ONE WHO SHE LIVES WITH
  • No more sex having to hear how her previous boyfriends had her and how exciting that was (or how drunk she got) then a few weeks afterward pretend she didn't tell me and acting surprised that I "knew all her secrets"
  • No more going to parties having to worry about your own sobriety because you're the one that has to drive her (and her friends) home and then being called "no fun" because I didn't drink all night. Well it was my pleasure getting your ass home safely BITCH
  • No more having to explain why you've pitched as a single when everyone knows you have a gf because she had better things to do, like watch the eTV movie...
  • No driving her broke assed friends around just because she wants to hang with them and THEN ASKED TO LEAVE (but come back when I need to pick them up again)
Being single ****ing ROCKS

And anyone that says otherwise should go fly a kite in a thunderstorm and please YouTube it for me to laugh at each time I see your dumb ass get electrocuted.

The END
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AcidRaZor YOU ARE MY HERO!
 
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