Bidet recommendations

[kolaval]

Ever since seeing this I want one.
Anyone use them?
What's available locally?
What do I need to look for or avoid?

 

[DapperDanMan]

What do I need to look for or avoid?

Avoid the Ludicrous setting or you will rupture your sack/bunghole.

 

[Carl_Johnson]

Just get yourself a stinja bottle

 

[UB40]

Looks exciting, would be awkward though afterwards getting an erection and leaving the bathroom with a bulge

 

[Praemon]

The Toto Washlet C2 is meant to be the best bidet add-on in terms of quality and price, but I don't think it's available locally (which is the issue with most of these things you see online).

 

[kolaval]

Avoid the Ludicrous setting or you will rupture your sack/bunghole.

That why you're voice is so high?

 

[kolaval]

Looks exciting, would be awkward though afterwards getting an erection and leaving the bathroom with a bulge

WTF would you get an erection?

 

[dualmeister]

 

[DapperDanMan]

WTF would you get an erection?

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[UB40]

Male G-spot: The science behind it, location, and more

The prostate or male G-spot is an organ that can provide sexual pleasure. Learn more about its location, how to find it, and how to stimulate it for pleasure.

www.medicalnewstoday.com

My sphincter is very sensitive like that

 

[UB40]

WTF would you get an erection?

My sphincter is very sensitive like that

 

[saor]

Saw this attachment for regular toilets. No idea what the quality is like.

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[RanzB]

Takealot

I've got this one. Works well.

 

[Pegging]

 

[Dave]

Cheaper version

 

[Baxteen]

I am also interested.
but I feel like you need one that is powered so it can heat the water just a little bit....

 

[Pegging]

Cheaper version

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Got two of those.

 

[FaSMaN]

Found this one on amazon, it atleast looked decent and complete not just one that uses your old toilet seat ...

https://www.amazon.co.za/GenieBidet-ELONGATED-Attachment-Toilet-Current/dp/B00TCN0NP8/ref=sr_1_97?crid=AL7TU4MZ3VF7&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.VrqU1GQ0j4pIu1-qaV8ctRGPWlNFz36JsoKTF3-YugjGdU5QjJ2_DJjQ_cEjEBS1d_m8K1IJbtw7D_QFTe1mMs6Jtx5-vLflfSxnEbOSC7xklZsLKPzx-TswxpIxQjycHcJJAe3pH2Tl8JtjJjGpaA.-1jYpi30ZOU49Iicx7LDo61Zb9MXm1mBEdgtr10-iN4&dib_tag=se&keywords=bidet&qid=1716550366&sprefix=bide%2Caps%2C303&sr=8-97

 

[UB40]

@dualmeister says you can all hand in your man cards please

 

[saor]

@dualmeister says you can all hand in your man cards please

Real men don't put puppy paper on their bum.