Bidet recommendations

[UB40]

Real men don't put puppy paper on their bum.

@Iamn0tageek and I are high rollers using twin ply now

 

[W@P]

My sphincter is very sensitive like that

Wait wtf is up with your profile pic?

 

[W@P]

This works great for me. But use the dirt blaster rotating nozzle thing. The other one stings.

 

[Bliksis]

Bum gun, like Asian countries.

 

[UB40]

Wait wtf is up with your profile pic?

Dunno. Why?

 

[W@P]

Dunno. Why?

Naaaaah you fscking wif me.

 

[Bliksis]

Naaaaah you fscking wif me.

Isn't it Xavier?

 

[UB40]

Naaaaah you fscking wif me.

Next time grab a screenshot so you have proof

 

[Pegging]

 

[Felixbf1980]

Here you guys go https://smarttoilet.co.za/

 

[Dave]

Real men don't put puppy paper on their bum.

Is this your washing line?

 

[SauRoNZA]

Grew up in a house that had a bidet in every single bathroom except the outside detached flat section.

It worked well enough that I would definitely consider putting one in if I ever redid my bathroom, especially as someone with Crohn’s Disease.

End of the day if you have a proper shower after the fact it’s not all that much different, especially if you have a hand tap thing.

 

[Vades]

 

[kolaval]

True story.
I bough those puppy flushable wipes.
My wife saw them and told my SIL and they laughed at me.
Now they can't live without it.
This is the next step as I don't see myself waxing there.

 

[lkpat]

Ever since seeing this I want one.
Anyone use them?
What's available locally?
What do I need to look for or avoid?

My recommendation:
Don’t pee in it.

 

[kolaval]

[COLOR=var(--text-light)]End of the day if you have a proper shower after the fact it’s not all that much different, especially if you have a hand tap thing.[/COLOR]

Have that and use it however that requires taking off shoes and socks

 

[Lupus]

Grew up in a house that had a bidet in every single bathroom except the outside detached flat section.

It worked well enough that I would definitely consider putting one in if I ever redid my bathroom, especially as someone with Crohn’s Disease.

End of the day if you have a proper shower after the fact it’s not all that much different, especially if you have a hand tap thing.

But I mean... at someone else's house or at work???

 

[SauRoNZA]

But I mean... at someone else's house or at work???

I mean at work or someone else’s house you wouldn’t have the bidet anyway.

 

[Mirai]

The Toto Washlet C2 is meant to be the best bidet add-on in terms of quality and price, but I don't think it's available locally (which is the issue with most of these things you see online).

I have this one:

https://adamasbathroom.com/toto-tfc4911-washlet

The landed price with discount was about R30K. ( I bought from Thailand from an authorised Toto agent via a proxy service.)

Also have a Hyundai one.

I don't know if Toto are best, any one will do.

Samsung sells ones on Ebay, not too expensive.

Washlets are very good products.

 

[W@P]

Next time grab a screenshot so you have proof