Bill Gates signs off at Microsoft

dear Mr Gates.

Please don't go! Your buggy software has kept me in work and money for the past 14 years. With you gone, things might start improving and I could end up jobless.

Please reconsider.

Regards.
Gru
 
I dont understand why he only retires NOW!!! Geez he could have retired at 25 he was a billionare then what has changed? If i could retire today i would.
Imagine how many strippers, escorts, jack daniels & Las Vagas trips you can fit into your life if you retire @ 25? ;)
 
dear Mr Gates.

Please don't go! Your buggy software has kept me in work and money for the past 14 years. With you gone, things might start improving and I could end up jobless.

Please reconsider.

Regards.
Gru

Gru my bru - You always have to take it 1 step further - don'cha! :D
 
I dont understand why he only retires NOW!!! Geez he could have retired at 25 he was a billionare then what has changed? If i could retire today i would.
Imagine how many strippers, escorts, jack daniels & Las Vagas trips you can fit into your life if you retire @ 25? ;)


Well according to him , Its was never about the money from the get go , so he did it for fun and pulled out while he was ahead :)
 
Well according to him , Its was never about the money from the get go , so he did it for fun and pulled out while he was ahead :)
Wow what a sick twisted mind BG has :eek: For fun! Dude get out more, and heres a tip maybe use the old meat pole for something other than crossing your legs while coding! ;)
 
Slashdot were considering removing the Bill Gates-Borg MS Icon until they realised
that they needed it for legacy support.

Now that Bill is gone, it's gonna be a flying chair == Ballmer!
 
I dont understand why he only retires NOW!!! Geez he could have retired at 25 he was a billionare then what has changed? If i could retire today i would.
Imagine how many strippers, escorts, jack daniels & Las Vagas trips you can fit into your life if you retire @ 25? ;)

Not much considering you'd probably be dead by 30 :p
 
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