BMW Drivers = Psychopaths

Anyone buying the 4 series with the hideous grill definitely has mental health issues :laugh:
Dont get me started on the doggie doo XM monstrosity just teased....owning that would imply dire eyesight and mental wellbeing complications.
320D drivers on the other hand, best drivers out there :cool:
 
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GhostSixFour said:
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every BMW Ive ever seen is driving too fast for the conditions, isn't using their indicators, and is is a rush

and then you actually see how they are built, and it gets worse, badly designed engine bays, parts made of of crappy plastic, valve issues, Vanos issues
and computers that make the Space Shuttle blush.

Here are a few videos, that illustrate my point,


and then you see the resale values on them, they are a joke, even the stripped out versions lose their value super quickly.
so again, Big Money Waster, and that's why they are the Chariot of the ANC, because they look nice but actually useless underneath.

just like the ANC with its promises they never intend to keep.
 
eg2505 said:
every BMW Ive ever seen is driving too fast for the conditions, isn't using their indicators, and is is a rush

and then you actually see how they are built, and it gets worse, badly designed engine bays, parts made of of crappy plastic, valve issues, Vanos issues
and computers that make the Space Shuttle blush.

Here are a few videos, that illustrate my point,


and then you see the resale values on them, they are a joke, even the stripped out versions lose their value super quickly.
so again, Big Money Waster, and that's why they are the Chariot of the ANC, because they look nice but actually useless underneath.

just like the ANC with its promises they never intend to keep.
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Odd, all the BMWs I've owned have generally been pretty damn well built and reliable... few parts here and there, and the parts weren't expensive.
The Merc and the Audi on the other hand, fsck my life.. built well but unreliable as fsck and parts make you bleed.

As for the driving too fast part, if you can't keep to the speed limit thats your damn problem.. get the fsck out of the BMW's way.
 
eg2505 said:
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FTFY.

The funniest thing for me with this, I don't know, running gag at this point. Is that people aren't even trying to convince you to change your ride or your phone or whatever, they are merely petitioning you to let other people be.. And you've taken on this crusade, neigh, mantle of "high-road-ness" and "judge-cred" or something. Life's too short man. Especially post-covid. I think I'm at a point where, really the only thing that will make me judge someone and wish ill on them is pedophilia, barring that, if you wanna fsck a scorpion, get it on, or whatever.
 
GhostSixFour said:
FTFY.

The funniest thing for me with this, I don't know, running gag at this point. Is that people aren't even trying to convince you to change your ride or your phone or whatever, they are merely petitioning you to let other people be.. And you've taken on this crusade, neigh, mantle of "high-road-ness" and "judge-cred" or something. Life's too short man. Especially post-covid. I think I'm at a point where, really the only thing that will make me judge someone and wish ill on them is pedophilia, barring that, if you wanna fsck a scorpion, get it on, or whatever.
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No, this is unacceptable...

We need the judgy in our lives for the laughs they bring to the rest of us.

My Blik-Met-Wiele will stomp all over whatever 4 wheeled skedonk he happens to be driving and I'll do it in comfort and style with my shades on :D
 
ToxicBunny said:
Odd, all the BMWs I've owned have generally been pretty damn well built and reliable... few parts here and there, and the parts weren't expensive.
The Merc and the Audi on the other hand, fsck my life.. built well but unreliable as fsck and parts make you bleed.

As for the driving too fast part, if you can't keep to the speed limit thats your damn problem.. get the fsck out of the BMW's way.
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let me ask this follow up questions,
how long do you hang on to your BMW? is it still in motorplan? does BMW do everything on it?
or do you do anything minor yourself , for instance , services, oil changes, headlight replacement ?


as I bet the most unreliable car, will work perfectly, if you service it at the dealer,
even if it sits 3 months getting parts, as long as those parts are BMW original
and installed by BMW techs, your good.
 
eg2505 said:
let me ask this follow up questions,
how long do you hang on to your BMW? is it still in motorplan? does BMW do everything on it?
or do you do anything minor yourself , for instance , services, oil changes, headlight replacement ?


as I bet the most unreliable car, will work perfectly, if you service it at the dealer,
even if it sits 3 months getting parts, as long as those parts are BMW original
and installed by BMW techs, your good.
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I hang onto my cars for as long as I want to... can be 2 years, can be 5 years. All depends.

I've only ever had 1 car in Motorplan, and it wasn't a BMW.
I can do all the minor things myself if I wanted to, but I'm too lazy for that shyte and just take it to my wrenchmonkey.

And no, it doesn't go to BMW or to an indy BMW tech, just to a stock standard wrenchmonkey.

So as usual, you are so horribly wrong about reality that its just down right hilarious.
 
eg2505 said:
every BMW Ive ever seen is driving too fast for the conditions, isn't using their indicators, and is is a rush

and then you actually see how they are built, and it gets worse, badly designed engine bays, parts made of of crappy plastic, valve issues, Vanos issues
and computers that make the Space Shuttle blush.

Here are a few videos, that illustrate my point,


and then you see the resale values on them, they are a joke, even the stripped out versions lose their value super quickly.
so again, Big Money Waster, and that's why they are the Chariot of the ANC, because they look nice but actually useless underneath.

just like the ANC with its promises they never intend to keep.
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Look bud, you should have studied harder at school and worked smarter. Then you'd also experience upper class living.

Don't hate on sophisticated, successfull people just because you were lazy.
 
eg2505 said:
let me ask this follow up questions,
how long do you hang on to your BMW? is it still in motorplan? does BMW do everything on it?
or do you do anything minor yourself , for instance , services, oil changes, headlight replacement ?


as I bet the most unreliable car, will work perfectly, if you service it at the dealer,
even if it sits 3 months getting parts, as long as those parts are BMW original
and installed by BMW techs, your good.
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A lot of dealerships are shite. If you aren't obligated to go there for a service plan, 9 times out of 10 you'll get better results from an indie or neutral service station. Partly due to the targets that the mechanics have to work towards. I took my car to a dealership, they had the car for a full day, I rock up, they haven't even started with my service yet, but 10 minutes later they tell me it's done. Guess who didn't drain the oil? Guess who didn't replace the air filter..

Also, BMW keeps stores of its parts - you do know they have a factory in SA right? Chances are you'll wait less for BMW parts than a Honda.
 
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