Buying a house....

MY HOUSE IS A ****ING MESS!!!

/rant off

I need beer
Did the previous occupants left their rubbish all around and the place isn't clean? It might well (for the sake of your sanity/patience etc) paying a few hundred to get in a cleaning firm, then at least you can move into a clean home. Or is it that all your stuff is already there and that's the disorganised mess?
 
Moved in? We need pics!

Tomorrow...

Did the previous occupants left their rubbish all around and the place isn't clean? It might well (for the sake of your sanity/patience etc) paying a few hundred to get in a cleaning firm, then at least you can move into a clean home. Or is it that all your stuff is already there and that's the disorganised mess?

No idea yet, we're pretty much gutting the place over the next few months so not too concerned.
 
What ever you do, be sure to avoid using ABSA homeowners insurance :(
They are more than happy to take your yearly contributions but when it comes time to claim they are experts at ghosting you. They have read my claims emails over 90 times already for a claim going back to 05/10/2022 and as at today 14/03/2023 have yet to settle. Absolutely shocking service
 

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Are you a stalker or can you read my mind?
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yoh - quite a fast one there. Didn't you move to a new house in 2019 ? Got bored already ? :cool:

Was always planning on moving next year but an opportunity presented itself, current house is too small and the Mrs wants to spawn.


You poor bastard, I apologise for the things you have witnessed.
 
I had to laugh when the OP mentioned bedroom sizes. When I was looking for a property I saw some town houses that were so small it was a joke. The lounge was so small that with a couch and a TV the space become full and you could put your feet up against the wall from the couch. Bedroom sizes were also ridiculous, one bed and good luck fitting in a vanity cabinet or something. It seems the older the building, the more space one will have.
 
Agents are idiots. Don't think I have ever mentioned on this forum what snakes they are. Anyways now you know. I really hate them.

Oh.....yes.. Was gonna say. Advertising a "house" for 1.5m Zuma Dollars.

Get there and it is a freaking garden cottage and the subdivided just in front of the garage. So no garage, even though you staring at it. "house" se gat you stupid idiots.
 
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