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tsume

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Do you or anybody else address your car with another name besides the model/manufacturer?

For some reason for the past couple of months I've been referring to my car as Bertha. Decided to look it up:

Bertha is a female Germanic name, from Old High German berhta meaning "bright one".
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Its a white C-Class Merc (W202 version)...fitting name I think
 
no. and I didnt give my penis a nickname either. mostly because it's not 1989 anymore
 
tsume said:
What does your penis have to do with your car?
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Oh you know, "I have a small penis so I purchased a big car." Sounds like he drives a Hummer. ;)

My BMW motorbike is called Thumper, not only because it has a single cylinder engine but also if you get the throttle wrong at low revs it tends to hop around a bit. Oh, and the wife's Audi A6 station wagon is called Frank the tank.
 
MadMailMan said:
Oh you know, "I have a small penis so I purchased a big car." Sounds like he drives a Hummer. ;)

My BMW motorbike is called Thumper, not only because it has a single cylinder engine but also if you get the throttle wrong at low revs it tends to hop around a bit. Oh, and the wife's Audi A6 station wagon is called Frank the tank.
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strange that is what i call my penis :D /jk

but nah no nick name on my car actually
 
What a dishonor to the name Frank the Tank. Pffff. and now, my cockrocket would be an Audi R8
 
I call mine "Car".

The day I got it someone came up to me and said hey nice car, ever since then it's just kind of stuck.
 
Mine is "piece of *****!"
As in come on you POS, what's wrong now again u POS, etc. etc. :twisted:
 
the Focus = "the focus"
the Panda = "beertjie poep" (100HP edition that makes a bit of noise) lmao
 
My first car - a '76 Beetle. It was named by a friend: Annabelle Storm
 
raind33r said:
Mine is "piece of *****!"
As in come on you POS, what's wrong now again u POS, etc. etc. :twisted:
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Warning some bad language
Peice of s**t car - Adam Sandler
[video=youtube;CI0hj5QXoA8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI0hj5QXoA8[/video]
 
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My Bantam is called "Captain Haddock". :p
 
good topic, I actually named my car when i got it, Its an old golf 2 jumbo.. I always heard that they are prone to getting hijacked/stolen so i had to think of a lucky name.

Eventually settled on "wood".

Why? everytime **** happens people have that expression "touch wood".. well it seems to have worked for me, Never once had issues with my car being stolen/hijacked and it might happen one day but i firmly believe my car is a really lucky car.
 
My old Camry was named 'Ruth' by a friend after her number plate RTH... and it kinda stuck.
 
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