Car thief turns into goat

[Borg]

Only in Africa:

""The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddl...0090124?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

Wonder when our Police are going to use the same excuse when a suspect got away!

 

[MyWorld]

Eish, we could not capture him since he turned into hundred rand notes...

That is a far more likely scenario in SA.

 

[ldmelsa]

the goat is in our custody

bwahahahahaha
*tears"
bwahahahahaha
*tears*

ldmelsa is perplexed

mods - sorry about all the emoticons

 

[Vitowe]

Only in Africa:

""The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddl...0090124?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

Wonder when our Police are going to use the same excuse when a suspect got away!

Africa and the African? ..............I rest my case.

 

[Kaleb]

Thats just silly


....goats cant drive.

 

[DJ...]

We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

Now there's a scientific paper that should make for some interesting reading...

 

[TheHiveMind]

I hope they don't send the goat to jail..

Will probably come out with gang tattoo's and connections

 

[Balstrome]

I would not be surprised if this turns out to be a fake news report, because I seriously doubt that blacks can be so totally freaking stupid to believe is such rubbish. It's like that other urban legend about blacks, that there is some type of magic water, that protects you from getting shot with bullets, totally unbelievable.

 

[DJ...]

I would not be surprised if this turns out to be a fake news report, because I seriously doubt that blacks can be so totally freaking stupid to believe is such rubbish. It's like that other urban legend about blacks, that there is some type of magic water, that protects you from getting shot with bullets, totally unbelievable.

Why the "blacks" generalisation? Was a few stupid Nigerians who clearly tucked into their nasal candy stash before bringing it over the border (yay for generalisations). It's not indicative of all blacks..

 

[Lino]

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Reads the thread! Bursts out laughing!

Reads again turns into goat

 

[Slaine73]

Well at least they've got the goat. If he doesn't turn back into a human then at least they can have a nice braai.....

 

[lilGr]

Oh loooool. enuf said

 

[lion_fish]

I would not be surprised if this turns out to be a fake news report, because I seriously doubt that blacks can be so totally freaking stupid to believe is such rubbish. It's like that other urban legend about blacks, that there is some type of magic water, that protects you from getting shot with bullets, totally unbelievable.

If you think this is a joke, you obviously know nothing about African cultures...

This is also an example why Africa will never become 1st world...

 

[porn$tar]

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car.

I assume they meant steal a car? Htf do you rob a car? A Mazda 323 on top of that, what a piece of crap.

 

[Blaze786]

African's have no imagination... A goat?! A freaken goat? why not the tokolosh?!

 

[Sneeky]

I would not be surprised if this turns out to be a fake news report, because I seriously doubt that blacks can be so totally freaking stupid to believe is such rubbish. It's like that other urban legend about blacks, that there is some type of magic water, that protects you from getting shot with bullets, totally unbelievable.

Really, Tokyo Sexwale the BEE poster man worth millions.

Businessman and ANC leader Tokyo Sexwale fiercely attacked Congress of the People for parading "old women" on TV, using them as witchcraft to attract support.

Sexwale was speaking at an ANC rally in Zwide township, outside Port Elizabeth, hardly 10km away from COPE rally in the same city.

Speaking mainly in isiXhosa, Sexwale said: "Our mothers are taken, house to house, they are also paraded on TV, these people are performing witchcraft with our mothers....They are liars. You can't have respect for people who use older people in that fashion," said Sexwale, adding that COPE lied that struggle veteran Fatima Meer had defected.

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?from=rss_News&set_id=1&click_id=79&art_id=nw20090124152024765C295955

Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble

 

[MeNeZ]

So whats the deal, the goat has rights too...

Are they questioning the goat?
Taking fingerprints?
Waiting for bail payment?
Has the goat been allowed a phonecall?

This is gross violation, the goat clearly has grounds to sue!

 

[Fuma]

African's have no imagination... A goat?! A freaken goat? why not the tokolosh?!

We really need people like you in Africa.

 

[milomak]

is it any worse than believing someone rose from the dead and ascended into the heavens?

 

[Mila]

Here at work some people buy the Sun paper......... The tokolosie is the cause of everything....... the average IQ of the voting public is shocking.