For so very long did I resist to take a cell contract;
That’s a fact.
I told all and sundry that a contract is a load of crock;
To sign you must be befok.
Then CellC came along with a deal so fine;
I lost my mind and signed.
Right from the start the service sucked;
I realised that I was f***ed.
My spirit was not completely crushed … yet;
To be positive I just reset …
My hopes and dreams
Five months on and it’s gone from bad to worse;
Now I curse and curse …
Every-time I look at my phone.
My number was ported and then deported;
But you tell me everything is sorted.
You lie and bullsh*t and then tell me to call back;
My number is gone and you don’t give jack.
I pay you for data and airtime that I can’t use;
My granny warned me about this type of abuse.
I hate you, despise you and silently scream while I curse you;
I want to divorce and erase you;
Oh CellC, you brought misery to my life
And due to you, from connectivity I am deprived.
Your customer (urgh-urgh) ser… (choke) service sucks rubbish;
I terminate that contract, our relationship is finish.
I declare and reclaim my freedom;
I’ll see you in court, you scum.
That’s a fact.
I told all and sundry that a contract is a load of crock;
To sign you must be befok.
Then CellC came along with a deal so fine;
I lost my mind and signed.
Right from the start the service sucked;
I realised that I was f***ed.
My spirit was not completely crushed … yet;
To be positive I just reset …
My hopes and dreams
Five months on and it’s gone from bad to worse;
Now I curse and curse …
Every-time I look at my phone.
My number was ported and then deported;
But you tell me everything is sorted.
You lie and bullsh*t and then tell me to call back;
My number is gone and you don’t give jack.
I pay you for data and airtime that I can’t use;
My granny warned me about this type of abuse.
I hate you, despise you and silently scream while I curse you;
I want to divorce and erase you;
Oh CellC, you brought misery to my life
And due to you, from connectivity I am deprived.
Your customer (urgh-urgh) ser… (choke) service sucks rubbish;
I terminate that contract, our relationship is finish.
I declare and reclaim my freedom;
I’ll see you in court, you scum.
