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Im sorry if there has been a thread about this.

My fiancee bought me some cellfood and i did some research and found that it could be the biggest invention since anti biotics


has anyone used it before?
if so what are your thoughts?
 
killadoob, i'm on the threshold of rhemutism with high levels of uric acid in my blood.. i hate taking pills so cellfood was suggested to me... i'll let you know how it works in about three weeks or so. hows it been working for you?
 
Never heard of it. A quick google search results in more or less nothing reputable. Anybody got any links to info that does not happen to be on a seller/vendor page? Can't find a wiki either.:confused:
 
I have some supplier detail at home. Includes a dvd. I have not looked at it yet. Will see what up and try and post some links.
 
Would that not be on the same level as the pills / powders / whatever that promises to 'oxygenate' your blood / body?

Snake oil.
 
Cellfood is a "miracle" product

Have fibromyalgia for 5 years now. Nothing helped. Constant pain, severe neck & back spasms. Went for triggerpoint injections that helped a bit, but treatment is very painful. I tried everything on the market, with no success.

Started 5 weeks ago with Cellfood and the FIRST TIME in 5 years, I feel like a new person. Can enjoy weekend with family. Previously, spending weekends in bed trying to recover from previous week that I can go to work the next week.

This is really a miracle product. Took "shock treatment" first. Read the Pamphlet. Going through a bottle a week, it's nogal expensive, but EVERY PENNY WORTH!!!!!
 
It has some very interesting ingredients
Actinium
Antimony
Argon
Astatine
Barium
Beryllium
Bismuth
Boron
Bromine
Calcium
Carbon
Cerium
[highlight]Cesium[/highlight]
Chromium
Cobalt
Copper
Dysprosium
Erbium
Europium
Fluorine
Gadolinium
Gallium

Germanium
Gold
Hafnium
[highlight]Helium[/highlight]
Holmium
Hydrogen
Indium
Iodine
Iridium
Iron
[highlight]Krypton[/highlight]
Lanthanum
Lithium
Lutetium
Magnesium
Manganese
Molybdenum
Neodymium
Neon
Nickel
Niobium
Nitrogen/td> Osium
Oxygen
Palladium
Phosphorus
Platinum
[highlight]Polonium[/highlight]
Potassium
Praseodymium
Promethium
Rhenium
Rhodium
Rubidium
Ruthenium
[highlight]Samarium[/highlight]
Selenium
Silica
Silicon
Silver
Sodium
Sulfur
Tantalum
Technetium

Tellurium
Terbium
Thallium
Thorium
Tin
Titanium
Tungsten
Vanadium
Xenon
Ytterbium
Zinc
[highlight]Zirconium[/highlight]

Note the absence of:
Aluminium
Cadmium
Chlorine
Lead
Mercury
Radium
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The Krypton is in case you come face to face with evil Superman and need to send him packing.

The Zirconium is for when you need to squeeze out an engagement ring in a hurry.

The Cesium and other radioactive stuff is so you can DIY your own x-rays, it is unclear as to why Radium was omitted.

The Helium is there to make you high, Lead and Mercury were omitted as they clash with the Helium.

Thorium is an Asguard extract to protect against alien abduction (specifically the ass probing aspect).
 
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killadoob said:
Im sorry if there has been a thread about this.

My fiancee bought me some cellfood and i did some research and found that it could be the biggest invention since anti biotics


has anyone used it before?
if so what are your thoughts?
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Pseudoscience. Don't waste your money.

*edit* didn't see that this post had been resurrected by one post wonder "Smitham" who extols its virtues. I wonder who he/she works for...
 
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Yeah too many people write off stuff just like that and dont even bother to try it or reseArch more.
 
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Pooky may claim that too many people write off stuff, and don't research it more, but Pooky, have you researched it more? One must keep an open mind, but not so open that it falls out. ;)

I think it is perfectly acceptable to write certain things off. I can write off claims that diluting a substance twenty times heightens the substance's efficacy as ridiculous. The claim is extraordinary, and the evidence is not. I could spend the rest of my life researching it, and spending ever increasing amounts of money to "try it" but that wouldn't achieve anything.

To focus on cellfood, if it is as fantastic as it claims, where are the double blind tests, and research papers? It is not an extraordinary thing to expect to be available, especially from a product that claims to cure diseases, surely?

Let's look at the cite quoted earlier in this thread:
Cellfood® Products are formulated with Micro-Activation™ & Electroculture™ technologies - colloidal nutrients (minute particle sizes) are induced with bio-electrical charges (ionic and vortex energy), resulting in an effective cellular delivery system. As you take the product, about 95% of nutrients are absorbed through mucous membranes of mouth, throat and oesophagus - directly into bloodstream; and assimilated at cell level - where they are needed. (, & pp.4 & 394 ). Preliminary studies in Dark Field Microscopy demonstrate these high absorption and assimilation levels of nutrients, that can greatly improve the quality of your life.
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Really? Ionic and vortex energy? You expect me to take this seriously, and use this as my starting point to bother trying it, and researching it more?
 
I find it difficult to believe/trust what a one post wonder has to say....


didn't Smitham write the Mormon bible? LOL
 
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