Check after each wipe?

[saor]

Copying the best bits from reddit....

Wiping your butt feels more like checking if your butt is clean than actually cleaning your butt.

I remember there was a post on reddit a few years ago. This guy was out on a first date. I can't remember the full situation but they were walking and started joking about wiping your ass. He made a comment about "checking down there each wipe to see if you're clean." She starts freaking out about how disgusting that is and how can he do such a gross thing. She ends the date abruptly with the guy in total shock. She has been going her entire life wiping her ass and not looking to see if there was still poop and called him disgusting.

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2cd8yn/tifu_by_making_a_flirtatious_assumption_about_my/

If it comes back brown keep reaching around
If it comes back white, your butthole is alright

I know a guy who doesn't look after he wipes. It blows my mind. If you don't look, you CAN'T know if your ******* is clean. I've had shits where I wipe once and there's like nothing there, great, done, but I've had other shits where I wipe and wipe and wipe and I still get a little poo streak or something, but what can you do other than continue wiping?

Source:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ohsl1h

 

[saor]

The lack of poop emoji on here is distressing.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?

 

[RanzB]

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?

The taste is gone.

 

[genetic]

I'll wipe for you.

 

[Gravedigger]

It's best if we do not spill our toilet manners, I'll kindly leave. Yes, good question on blind people, but not going to answer that one.

*skedaddles out of this thread*

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

The taste is gone.

And what if they're blind and have Coronavirus?

 

[saor]

I'll wipe for you.

I'm happy to wipe, could use a spotter tho.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

How do blind people know when to stop wiping their butt after pooping?

Answer (1 of 58): Note: This answer was moved from another question that asked only "How do blind people know when they have finished wiping?" That is the reason for my initial confusion. Is this a real question? When they're done wiping what? The fact that you don't say makes it appear that you...

www.quora.com

 

[saor]

How do blind people know when to stop wiping their butt after pooping?

Answer (1 of 58): Note: This answer was moved from another question that asked only "How do blind people know when they have finished wiping?" That is the reason for my initial confusion. Is this a real question? When they're done wiping what? The fact that you don't say makes it appear that you...

www.quora.com

This guy also tries to answer. Basically just wipe more than you think you need to.

 

[Azbubu]

No amount of dry wiping is going to get you clean.

 

[saor]

It's best if we do not spill our toilet manners, I'll kindly leave. Yes, good question on blind people, but not going to answer that one.

*skedaddles out of this thread*

We've been so distracted by corona & corruption we've forgotten to talk about the really important things.

 

[saor]

No amount of dry wiping is going to get you clean.

U have bidet good sir?

 

[TheMightyQuin]

No amount of dry wiping is going to get you clean.

This...

Paper for the worst of it. Wet wipe to clean yourself...

 

[Azbubu]

U have bidet good sir?

You don’t need a bidet. You can use wet wipes. But those are expensive so start with damp paper towels and eventually you’ll be able to use damp toilet paper.
Obviously you only do this after the dry paper comes back clean. You don’t start with wet.

The Best Way to Wipe Your Butt, According to the Experts

There’s a right and a wrong way to wipe your butt after all. But with these expert-approved tips, you’ll be sitting pretty in more ways than one.

www.mentalfloss.com

 

[saor]

 

[etienne_marais]

This is a sh**ty thread

 

[now05ster]

Jordan is Abzo

 

[Dairyfarmer]

You have natural anal

WTF!!!!! Nothing natural about anal.

 

[LCBXX]

It's not shameful to want one's arsehole as clean as it can be.

If I we're elected president, I'll, though dictatorship and bloodshed, make sure that bidets and antibacterial wipes become mainstream at every toilet.