Check after each wipe?

[TheMightyQuin]

im surprised you commented on this post,
you hate posts like this!!

Stop trolling, sad sack.

 

[Tabac]

There's a good reason to check, and it's not just to make sure your arse is clean.

Your crap contains a lot of early warning signs regarding your health...

Yep. I printed a Poop Vs ilness chart and stuck it to the bathroom door.
Everyday take a sample and compare to see what parasite has invested me.

 

[Steamy Tom]

Basically you have issues.

says the guy who fingers his ass...

 

[Splinter]

says the guy who fingers his ass...

If the thought turns you on, there's not much I can do about it

But notice I mentioned the use of toilet paper, pervert, and nowhere did I mention inserting a finger, you depraved puppy

 

[Steamy Tom]

If the thought turns you on, there's not much I can do about it

But notice I mentioned the use of toilet paper, pervert, and nowhere did I mention inserting a finger, you depraved puppy

I think literally everyone here thinks you finger your bum when wiping, toilet paper is a bit irrelevant you still touching your inner anus

 

[Dairyfarmer]

It's not shameful to want one's arsehole as clean as it can be.

If I we're elected president, I'll, though dictatorship and bloodshed, make sure that bidets and antibacterial wipes become mainstream at every toilet.

Talk about cleaning arseholes, talk about cleaning the Cabinet.

 

[Splinter]

I think literally everyone here thinks you finger your bum when wiping, toilet paper is a bit irrelevant you still touching your inner anus

You literally contacted everyone here to see if they think I finger my ass? Get a grip dude (no pun intended) - this image obviously turns you on way too much

 

[Steamy Tom]

You literally contacted everyone here to see if they think I finger my ass? Get a grip dude (no pun intended) - this image obviously turns you on way too much

sorry i haven't, i will do that then

 

[Splinter]

lol - maybe I should start one as to whether people think you are a finger-bum-pervert

 

[harties]

Dry wipes dont get you clean enough. Folks should buy flushable wet wipes for the extra clean.
1) Wipe clean with normal TP
2) Finish off with 1-2 flushable wet wipes for squeaky clean butt

 

[Steamy Tom]

Dry wipes dont get you clean enough. Folks should buy flushable wet wipes for the extra clean.
1) Wipe clean with normal TP
2) Finish off with 1-2 flushable wet wipes for squeaky clean butt
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there is no such thing as a truely flushable wetwipe, they simply cannot disentegrate like toilet paper when wet

 

[Tabac]

How do you know that you didn't wipe clean ?

You as$ starts itching later in the day

 

[Sensorei]

I dated a girl once who clearly didn't check after she wiped. I couldn't bring myself to tell her it could be an issue. Doggystyle became a big NO after a rather unpleasant surprise. Needless to say things didn't work out.

 

[LCBXX]

Talk about cleaning arseholes, talk about cleaning the Cabinet.

First clean arseholes, then cabinet.
Priorities

 

[WaxLyrical]

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?

They feel for the "braille"

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

I dated a girl once who clearly didn't check after she wiped. I couldn't bring myself to tell her it could be an issue. Doggystyle became a big NO after a rather unpleasant surprise. Needless to say things didn't work out.

You are shitting me The poor girl LOL

 

[Superjakes]

Let's branch out a little - do you fold or just bunch the paper?

 

[cguy]

It occurred to me…

If one had to look at every second wipe, then one day when someone says to you “You haven’t seen half the s%#t I have”, they would probably be right.

 

[Crayons]

I always check the colour, consistency and clarity.

 

[Crayons]

I dated a girl once who clearly didn't check after she wiped. I couldn't bring myself to tell her it could be an issue. Doggystyle became a big NO after a rather unpleasant surprise. Needless to say things didn't work out.

Do you still have her number?