Check after each wipe?

[3WA]

If it comes back brown keep reaching around
If it comes back white, your butthole is alright

If it comes back red, eat more fibre.

 

[The_Librarian]

...but I've had other shits where I wipe and wipe and wipe and I still get a little poo streak or something, but what can you do other than continue wiping?

Glad it's not just me. I hate persistent poo.

 

[Datura]

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?

They make their dogs check

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

I am surprised no ladies have added their inputs here

/ping @PoppieChoffel @TribbleZA @Cr4ig @EMAM @Akasha @Daisy Cloudskitter @45Female

And do you wipe forwards or backwards coz I heard if you wipe forwards it might be a hazard to your health landing on the lips. Not that us guys wipe forward, coz if we did we would have Nutella nutsacks afterwards. Just curious

 

[Steamy Tom]

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?

from a blind person i was told they "see" if the paper sticks to itself...

 

[Steamy Tom]

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ghost poo, when it comes out clean and slips down the back of the bowl leaving no evidence, nothing to wipe.

a sticky turd, that seems like you are trying to dry a koki...the worst

 

[DanDango]

Is it time to bump the poop knife thread

 

[saor]

ghost poo, when it comes out clean and slips down the back of the bowl leaving no evidence, nothing to wipe.

When it happens I still do the 'ghost reporting' voice from StarCraft.

 

[The_Librarian]

I'm reminded of Boodles and his string thread....

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

There's a good reason to check, and it's not just to make sure your arse is clean.

Your crap contains a lot of early warning signs regarding your health...

 

[RanzB]

There's a good reason to check, and it's not just to make sure your arse is clean.

Your crap contains a lot of early warning signs regarding your health...

 

[Splinter]

There's a good reason to check, and it's not just to make sure your arse is clean.

Your crap contains a lot of early warning signs regarding your health...

Sounds like you offering to be a crap-checker?

 

[Splinter]

Glad it's not just me. I hate persistent poo.

It took me years to learn - but you mustn't clench when wiping your ass

First wipe is lots of toilet paper. Next is just dig in there a little bit

 

[Steamy Tom]

It took me years to learn - but you mustn't clench when wiping your ass

First wipe is lots of toilet paper. Next is just dig in there a little bit

So basically finger your ass while wiping? O_O

 

[Splinter]

So basically finger your ass while wiping? O_O

Nope. But tell me how you wipe then?

Edit - it's still a wipe, not a drilling expedition for oil.

 

[Steamy Tom]

Nope. But tell me how you wipe then?

Edit - it's still a wipe, not a drilling expedition for oil.

Basically I don't finger my ass

 

[purple face]

This...

Paper for the worst of it. Wet wipe to clean yourself...

im surprised you commented on this post,
you hate posts like this!!

 

[purple face]

I hate using public toilettes to poop!!

 

[Splinter]

Basically I don't finger my ass

Basically you have issues.

 

[JSparrow]

Seems to be appropriate........