Closet bisexual

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Grant

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Met die hand groot maak :D

Geez I sound like a dirty uncle Bertie

ShaunSa and Grantza and Mr Ant have made this thread really sordid:D



oh no no no no no


i keep it tidy in public, if you'd like to enjoy the sea view from my bedroom sometime . . . . :D
 

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oh no no no no no


i keep it tidy in public, if you'd like to enjoy the sea view from my bedroom sometime . . . . :D

Ok let's do the checklist

Hair color?
Eye color?
Age?
Underwear Preference?

Insert any other applicable positives :D

Not that i want to come across as being vain and shallow:D:D
 
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Grant

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Ok let's do the checklist

Hair color?
Eye color?
Age?
Underwear Preference?

Insert any other applicable positives :D

Not that i want to come across as being vain and shallow:D:D

black
green
too old for you (44)
no underwear

**unfortunately, i'm not accepting applications at this point in time - the chicken coup is full.
if you wish, you may submit an application that can be kept on record in the unlikely event of a vacancy.
* there are however prerequisites.
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sparkling personality
dazzling smile
well defined, 6 pack (non-negotiable) an 8 will secure preference
NOT HAIRY > these are referred to ockie without further consideration
 

Skywalker786

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black
green
too old for you (44)
no underwear

**unfortunately, i'm not accepting applications at this point in time - the chicken coup is full.
if you wish, you may submit an application that can be kept on record in the unlikely event of a vacancy.
* there are however prerequisites.
24 -32
sparkling personality
dazzling smile
well defined, 6 pack (non-negotiable) an 8 will secure preference
NOT HAIRY > these are referred to ockie without further consideration

Touché! Grandad:D 44 :wtf: and you running around without any underwear on
 

Grant

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Chest hair?

You sound delicious.

hahaha

a bit, would never ever meet your standards, my family is fairly hairless, except out heads - zero baldness

put it this way, if you tried to "pinch" hairs out of my arms or legs, it would take a few attempts to get a grip on one :D
 

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hahaha

a bit, would never ever meet your standards, my family is fairly hairless, except out heads - zero baldness

put it this way, if you tried to "pinch" hairs out of my arms or legs, it would take a few attempts to get a grip on one :D

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