Closet bisexual

[TofuMofu]

I have exhausted the stock there. I need new hunting grounds with new prey.

Sheesh, you slut!

 

[Jings]

I have exhausted the stock there. I need new hunting grounds with new prey.

Poor Ockie is lonely. Please may I play your stockbroker? I've a relative in the catering industry that may be able to hook you up.

 

[Ockie]

Poor Ockie is lonely. Please may I play your stockbroker? I've a relative in the catering industry that may be able to hook you up.

Is this person of the land of the living or on the other side? /eyes jingaling suspiciously

 

[Jings]

Is this person of the land of the living or on the other side? /eyes jingaling suspiciously

Haha, of course the land of the living.

Don't tell me you don't have any gay relatives?

 

[Ockie]

Haha, of course the land of the living.

Don't tell me you don't have any gay relatives?

hahaha. Just checking lol. I aint ready for no paranormal activity in my bed hahaha.

I have a few actually. two cousins, a third suspicious one and a lesbian great granny or aunty, cant remember that one exactly what she was of us, but she was caught in bed with a farmers wife lol.

 

[Jings]

hahaha. Just checking lol. I aint ready for no paranormal activity in my bed hahaha.

I have a few actually. two cousins, a third suspicious one and a lesbian great granny or aunty, cant remember that one exactly what she was of us, but she was caught in bed with a farmers wife lol.

On dear, I hope the farmer already had his suspicions or it would have come as a shock.

So your cousins keeping all the nice men to themselves?

 

[Ockie]

On dear, I hope the farmer already had his suspicions or it would have come as a shock.

So your cousins keeping all the nice men to themselves?

The one is in England, but get this. When me and my ex (he is from England but lived in Cape Town at the time we met) met for the second date, he started telling me about this South African he helped get into the UK and his VISA and motivated for him to stay there blah blah. But when he started telling me that he started working in a nursery I was like NOOOOOO!!!!!!! And he was like....WHHHATTTT? I told him my cousins name and he blurted out his surname. He knew my cousin!!!!! Thank god they never shagged. lol

But me and my family are not close at all. Have not seen my cousins for many many years.

 

[Jings]

The one is in England, but get this. When me and my ex (he is from England but lived in Cape Town at the time we met) met for the second date, he started telling me about this South African he helped get into the UK and his VISA and motivated for him to stay there blah blah. But when he started telling me that he started working in a nursery I was like NOOOOOO!!!!!!! And he was like....WHHHATTTT? I told him my cousins name and he blurted out his surname. He knew my cousin!!!!! Thank god they never shagged. lol

But me and my family are not close at all. Have not seen my cousins for many many years.

On my word, what a freaky coincidence! How awkward would it have been if they had shagged, lol.

So if you're interested, tonight I'll get hold of my relative and ask him if he wants to play matchmaker. He's in your age group and am sure there is a cute guy he knows who suits your preferences.

 

[Ockie]

On my word, what a freaky coincidence! How awkward would it have been if they had shagged, lol.

So if you're interested, tonight I'll get hold of my relative and ask him if he wants to play matchmaker. He's in your age group and am sure there is a cute guy he knows who suits your preferences.

Ja, tell me about it. My cousin is very good friends with my ex's ex's .... and I would not be surprised if they have shagged though. Small world. eish.

Age - 40 and up
Hair colour - brown or black (NO GINGERS )
Build - Like a bit of meat on the bones. Dont like very skinny...oh and rugby player legs are very nice
Height - I do like them short .... but this is not a biggie
Body hair - The more the better
Eye colour - If black hair, then blue would be amazing ... but green is also ok.
Mannerisms - Dont like very fem guys. So just normal or butch.
Position - Top or versatile. Not so much bottoms only.

So, how long before my order goes into manufacturing and rolls off the assembly line? If I think of any more customizations during the day, is it possible to amend the purchase order? Warranty on the product? Return policies? heheh

 

[padjakkels]

Ockie, did you read all the T&C's? This all seems to easy! There must be a catch?! ;-)

 

[Ockie]

Ockie, did you read all the T&C's? This all seems to easy! There must be a catch?! ;-)

What is the worst that can happen? Oh and JingleBells.....some crazy eyes would not hurt either. Since seeing Copa's pic I have come to the realisation I rather like that "crazed" look.

 

[TofuMofu]

Ja, tell me about it. My cousin is very good friends with my ex's ex's .... and I would not be surprised if they have shagged though. Small world. eish.

Age - 40 and up
Hair colour - brown or black (NO GINGERS )
Build - Like a bit of meat on the bones. Dont like very skinny...oh and rugby player legs are very nice
Height - I do like them short .... but this is not a biggie
Body hair - The more the better
Eye colour - If black hair, then blue would be amazing ... but green is also ok.
Mannerisms - Dont like very fem guys. So just normal or butch.
Position - Top or versatile. Not so much bottoms only.

So, how long before my order goes into manufacturing and rolls off the assembly line? If I think of any more customizations during the day, is it possible to amend the purchase order? Warranty on the product? Return policies? heheh

lol you like 'em old and hairy

At least you also like them manly. I'm also not into fems. Kinda beats the point of being gay haha

 

[Ockie]

lol you like 'em old and hairy

At least you also like them manly. I'm also not into fems. Kinda beats the point of being gay haha

You know, I was at gym last night and while doing some legs a guy with the most beautiful man started using the machine in front of me. He had the perfect legs (not rugby legs admittedly but still beautiful to look at. Muscled upper legs, then thin knees and then nice round and muscled calf muscles. Anyway, one of the ladies that works there obviously knows him and went over to say hello and when he saw her it is as if he went into camp mode and started screaming and flapping just camping it up to max level. COMPLETELY RUINED MY PERV SESSION!

But it is ok because on my way to the gym in the parking lot a guy and his girlfriend were walking behind me. HE WAS PERFECT FOR ME. Short, rugby build, black hair, beard and juding by his legs HAIRY TO THE MAX. I was in front and looked back to look at him and she saw me looking so I quickly scurrled along. On the treadmill I looked behind me again to see if there is any talent to be observed and they were behind me again. I looked at him and then saw that she was looking at me and giving me the evil eye. FCK he was hot .... but I dared not look again. Scared she knows where I park and I did not want my tires slashed.

 

[Electric]

Wow, STALKER!!!!!

 

[ShaunSA]

Like sands through the hour-glass, so are the days of Ockie's gym

 

[Skywalker786]

Ja, tell me about it. My cousin is very good friends with my ex's ex's .... and I would not be surprised if they have shagged though. Small world. eish.

Age - 40 and up
Hair colour - brown or black (NO GINGERS )
Build - Like a bit of meat on the bones. Dont like very skinny...oh and rugby player legs are very nice
Height - I do like them short .... but this is not a biggie
Body hair - The more the better
Eye colour - If black hair, then blue would be amazing ... but green is also ok.
Mannerisms - Dont like very fem guys. So just normal or butch.
Position - Top or versatile. Not so much bottoms only.

So, how long before my order goes into manufacturing and rolls off the assembly line? If I think of any more customizations during the day, is it possible to amend the purchase order? Warranty on the product? Return policies? heheh

Geez talk about MyBB not being Manhunt or Gaydar bwhahaha

 

[TofuMofu]

You know, I was at gym last night and while doing some legs a guy with the most beautiful man started using the machine in front of me. He had the perfect legs (not rugby legs admittedly but still beautiful to look at. Muscled upper legs, then thin knees and then nice round and muscled calf muscles. Anyway, one of the ladies that works there obviously knows him and went over to say hello and when he saw her it is as if he went into camp mode and started screaming and flapping just camping it up to max level. COMPLETELY RUINED MY PERV SESSION!

But it is ok because on my way to the gym in the parking lot a guy and his girlfriend were walking behind me. HE WAS PERFECT FOR ME. Short, rugby build, black hair, beard and juding by his legs HAIRY TO THE MAX. I was in front and looked back to look at him and she saw me looking so I quickly scurrled along. On the treadmill I looked behind me again to see if there is any talent to be observed and they were behind me again. I looked at him and then saw that she was looking at me and giving me the evil eye. FCK he was hot .... but I dared not look again. Scared she knows where I park and I did not want my tires slashed.

Perfect for you, but straight? hahaha

I like my guys athletically built, but not too muscly and some hair on the chest and belly, but not too much

And eyes...I love eyes! My current has green eyes with a grey ring around. So hot.

 

[Ockie]

Like sands through the hour-glass, so are the days of Ockie's gym

The Virgin Gym I am at now is FANTASTIC! The treadmills are right there by the swimming pool .... so I always take the onees right in front where the pool comes to a end. The guys that does laps do their little bommelakiesie turns and the VIEW IS JUST AWSOME when they do that right in front of me!

 

[Ockie]

Perfect for you, but straight? hahaha

I like my guys athletically built, but not too muscly and some hair on the chest and belly, but not too much

And eyes...I love eyes! My current has green eyes with a grey ring around. So hot.

A mere technicality.

 

[Skywalker786]

You know, I was at gym last night and while doing some legs a guy with the most beautiful man started using the machine in front of me. He had the perfect legs (not rugby legs admittedly but still beautiful to look at. Muscled upper legs, then thin knees and then nice round and muscled calf muscles. Anyway, one of the ladies that works there obviously knows him and went over to say hello and when he saw her it is as if he went into camp mode and started screaming and flapping just camping it up to max level. COMPLETELY RUINED MY PERV SESSION!

But it is ok because on my way to the gym in the parking lot a guy and his girlfriend were walking behind me. HE WAS PERFECT FOR ME. Short, rugby build, black hair, beard and juding by his legs HAIRY TO THE MAX. I was in front and looked back to look at him and she saw me looking so I quickly scurrled along. On the treadmill I looked behind me again to see if there is any talent to be observed and they were behind me again. I looked at him and then saw that she was looking at me and giving me the evil eye. FCK he was hot .... but I dared not look again. Scared she knows where I park and I did not want my tires slashed.

Ah perfect, I would have walked over and started chatting lol