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Skywalker786

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:D

Is it really confusing? Put it this way: gay porn kind of bores me there's a bit of a taboo thrill but mainly I find a bit meh. Bisexual mmf I find quite a bit more exciting. This post is very much in danger of being to porno but suffice to say two guys kissing and a bit of groping and sucking is pretty hot but gets boring eventually, mainly I enjoy seeing a woman looking like a kid in a candy store if you know what I mean. Ok, I could see how that might be confusing. I like what I like.

And, if I struck out with every woman in the place (any hypothetical party place) by the end of the night I'd settle for the hottest guy in the place if that was an option. No anal.

I am surprised this post has not been slapped with a 18SNV rating yet
 

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Cheese tasting event. It is a fund raiser.

No smegma involved you schmucks!:D

Its a school fund raiser for a friends kid's school

Quiz night and wine and cheese.

Invited Ockie as SO and I don't have many gay friends.

So I am hoping Ockie turns out to be a nice guy and that we like him, go my fingers crossed. :D:whistling:
 

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Padjakkels, you have set the bar with this post. 32 pages I am impressed:D

We have big expectations for your next post
 

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uhm ockie . . . *tap* *tap* *tap*

i believe there is a little unfinished matter . . .
 

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uhm ockie . . . *tap* *tap* *tap*

i believe there is a little unfinished matter . . .

What? The matter and fact that my taste outranks everyone elses here?

Thank you Sky and SO for a great evening. It was fun and I specially enjoyed the cheese and grapes + juicy balls of meat :D
 

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Butterfly Ball held in Bantry Bay - homosexual blamed, suspected bisexual involved

Reports are streaming in regards an impromptu midnight pantomime held in Ravine Rd by the village homosexual.

Known to some as Grace, others as Stumbelina, to most as Grant, a few as CrissyBitch & one or two others by the somewhat unlikely name of: Chico - the Mexican Fighting Banana.

Only photo on record - the village homosexual as a young boy:
village homosexual as a young boy.jpg

The event remains shrouded in mystery. An eyewitness described a scene wherein the homosexual led young Tyler (8) and Skye (6) in a continual stampede around the perimeter of the swimming pool located at the residence of the said homosexual.
The trio were reportedly singing "Love is all" at the top of their 3 voices, supported by what was described by the eye witness, as a somewhat "persuasive" audio system, located somewhere within the residence itself.
Soundtrack to the mayhem:
[video=youtube;6nwRz09F-9c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nwRz09F-9c[/video]

A second eyewitness account reveals a neighbor, known for her nocturnal horticultural activities, joined in the melee by hanging over a boundary wall & clapping to the music, serving only to encourage the trio.
It has subsequently been established that young Skye & Tyler were left in the custody of the village homosexual while their mother went out in search of coitus - it is unknown at this time as to whether her search was fruitful or she again returned barren.

There remains a distinct possibility that a distant relative of Charlie Chaplin, who together with his twin brother produce music of some sort, may somehow be involved or played a part. Speculation is rife, as the villagers have confirmed numerous sightings reported by their multitudes of female offspring, that one of the brothers is a regular visitor, but they remain mystified as to which one it actually may be.
suspects "b" and "a".jpg
Village elders have previously voiced concerns, as the main suspect has been known to entertain, and are rightfully worried about the very real prospect of drowning in a sea of homosexuality should things continue in this manner.
sea of homosexuality.jpg
At this point it would appear all suspects have fled the scene of the crime, and in doing so, damaging the getaway vehicle which was later found abandoned outside a Woolworth's store.
damage to getaway vehicle.jpg
A cunning plan has been hatched in order to force the ringleader out of the woodwork.
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