Butterfly Ball held in Bantry Bay - homosexual blamed, suspected bisexual involved
Reports are streaming in regards an impromptu midnight pantomime held in Ravine Rd by the village homosexual.
Known to some as Grace, others as Stumbelina, to most as Grant, a few as CrissyBitch & one or two others by the somewhat unlikely name of: Chico - the Mexican Fighting Banana.
Only photo on record - the village homosexual as a young boy:
The event remains shrouded in mystery. An eyewitness described a scene wherein the homosexual led young Tyler (8) and Skye (6) in a continual stampede around the perimeter of the swimming pool located at the residence of the said homosexual.
The trio were reportedly singing "Love is all" at the top of their 3 voices, supported by what was described by the eye witness, as a somewhat "persuasive" audio system, located somewhere within the residence itself.
Soundtrack to the mayhem:
[video=youtube;6nwRz09F-9c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nwRz09F-9c[/video]
A second eyewitness account reveals a neighbor, known for her nocturnal horticultural activities, joined in the melee by hanging over a boundary wall & clapping to the music, serving only to encourage the trio.
It has subsequently been established that young Skye & Tyler were left in the custody of the village homosexual while their mother went out in search of coitus - it is unknown at this time as to whether her search was fruitful or she again returned barren.
There remains a distinct possibility that a distant relative of Charlie Chaplin, who together with his twin brother produce music of some sort, may somehow be involved or played a part. Speculation is rife, as the villagers have confirmed numerous sightings reported by their multitudes of female offspring, that one of the brothers is a regular visitor, but they remain mystified as to which one it actually may be.
Village elders have previously voiced concerns, as the main suspect has been known to entertain, and are rightfully worried about the very real prospect of drowning in a sea of homosexuality should things continue in this manner.
At this point it would appear all suspects have fled the scene of the crime, and in doing so, damaging the getaway vehicle which was later found abandoned outside a Woolworth's store.
A cunning plan has been hatched in order to force the ringleader out of the woodwork.
