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Ok Skywalker's review on a night out with Ockie

Ockie is a really brilliant guy, albeit way way to shy and reserved. I thought the 8 tots of OB' s and 3/4 quarter bottle of wine would "loosen" him up a bit , but alas no.

Guess I am not taking Ockie to a School fund raiser again.

Ockie I really enjoyed last night, geez and forgot that the promise of you flashing me in the car park with your Bonewear jock strap never materialised.

Thanks for a brilliant night buddy
 
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Skywalker786 said:
Ok Skywalker's review on a night out with Ockie

Ockie is a really brilliant guy, albeit way way to shy and reserved. I thought the 8 tots of OB' s and 3/4 quarter bottle of wine would "loosen" him up a bit , but alas no.

Guess I am not taking Ockie to a School fund raiser again.

Ockie I really enjoyed last night, geez and forgot that the promise of you flashing me in the car park with your Bonewear jock strap never materialised.

Thanks for a brilliant night buddy
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Well, now my mybb rep peen has shrunk into a little peanut. Thanks for that! :p

I will flash you next time. There were car guards watching remember hehe.

I also had a lekker time. Thanks again for inviting me meneer. Was very kind of you .... and thanks to the SO also :)
 
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After seeing Ockie's taste in men, I am convinced the NZ rugby Haka is to him, what the Las Vegas Follies are to straight men ;-)
 
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Ockie said:
Has my coffee been dosed? Am I tripping? What am I reading?
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it's a true story
well, most of it
maybe some of it


i had to babysit the friends kids while mom went out looking for some.
the kids were messing about marching around in the lounge, i was looking for something for them to watch, a movie or whatever.
then the song started playing - as in the post.
tyler turned the music up, and i led the march around the pool singing our lungs out (it is a really cool song).
the neighbor who does indeed conduct gardening at odd hours egged us on

as for the rest - a little, shall we call it, decorative embellishment.

oh, the brothers, andrew & brian (Locnville) do pop around - they are natives of the city, but spend time back & forth from usa - their uncle's grandfather was charlie chaplin (their surname is also chaplin).

the getaway vehicle, should the truth be told, got parked in a hedge the other night. backing out plucked the number plate off.

the last picture of the boys in white (brewer twins) are american models.

last thing, all the names;
i was named grace by a pair of drag queens in cape town
stumbelina, well one night in durban i was at a retro party. i was offered & consumed a little too much ghb, resulting in me stumbling all over the place, and at that moment a old song called "stumbling in" started playing - resulting in me being christened yet again.

chico, the mexican fighting banana - i was given that name by a boyfriend below:
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a rather sad tale.
the photo was taken on his parents yacht.
3 months later when they were sailing to vancouver to visit him, they got a brief message via international shipping radio, that he had been killed in a car accident in vancouver.
in an odd twist of fate, at the time, there was a program on tv here called "Da Vinci's Inquest"; it revolved around the office of the coroner's in vancouver - his autopsy was conducted at the very same vancouver's coroner's office while the program was being aired here.
and finally, by more strange chance, his funeral was held on my birthday.
 
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Ockie said:
Errr, why not? Did I just take a hit?
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i believe so

pooky's question was loaded with innuendo & subtext


/shows ockie where to find a pile of rocks to throw at the infidel
 
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grantza said:
i believe so

pooky's question was loaded with innuendo & subtext


/shows ockie where to find a pile of rocks to throw at the infidel
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Pooky needs a good shag up his virgin bottom :)
 
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Pooky said:
I must have missed something why did you go out with ockie
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Pooky I have been trying to get this date with Ockie for months now, and he has been turning me down.

Went out with him because he is the hottest gay in the village,even though he wears a jock strap.

PLUS my knowledge of Afrikaans bubblegum music outstrips Ockies by a mile :D
 
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grantza said:
well, show us what you have to offer - so far i am leading this race, by more than "a head'
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Some Dolph Lambert is always a good place to start.

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Will post some more later. I'm in a bit of a hurry now and searching pics means I will first have to fap because my taste is that good.
 
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