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padjakkels said:
That video actually scared me...looks as if he is getting a stroke and will have a heart attack also...seems unnatural.... just my opinion...whats happens if it get stuck...lol orgasms until the batteries die? lol

But also wana try it!
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lol I don't think it can get stuck :p I'd hope not! sheesh.
 
padjakkels said:
That video actually scared me...looks as if he is getting a stroke and will have a heart attack also...seems unnatural.... just my opinion...whats happens if it get stuck...lol orgasms until the batteries die? lol

But also wana try it!
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you can always try attach a piece of string to it - tampon-ish :D :D
 
Lycanthrope said:
If it's the one mentioned in the video then there are no batteries.
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hmmm

maybe ockie is worthy of a gift.
i wonder if the manufacturer will accept a custom order for one powered by 3phase electricity, one that is even able to satisfy an insatiable power bottom like our own ockie.
would we need to inform eskom of a potential spike in power usage - cant be having the traffic lights across the city going dead & people eating dinner by candle light every time ockie has the need to scratch that itch !
 
grantza said:
hmmm

maybe ockie is worthy of a gift.
i wonder if the manufacturer will accept a custom order for one powered by 3phase electricity, one that is even able to satisfy an insatiable power bottom like our own ockie.
would we need to inform eskom of a potential spike in power usage - cant be having the traffic lights across the city going dead & people eating dinner by candle light every time ockie has the need to scratch that itch !
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haha... The "Vice" could probably get the job done. Maybe :whistle:
 
Nick333 said:
I probably wont ever have a fit, young, submissive male slave who sleeps at the foot of the bed I share with a pre-cosmetic surgery Kate Beckinsale who exists only to fulfill me and Kates every whim but, if I did, whose business would it be anyway?
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It's a shame I'm already in my mid 20s. :p
 
padjakkels said:
That video actually scared me...looks as if he is getting a stroke and will have a heart attack also...seems unnatural.... just my opinion...whats happens if it get stuck...lol orgasms until the batteries die? lol

But also wana try it!
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There are no batteries. And it cant get stuck and it has two little protusions on the outside. The one presses on the perineum and the other is meant for easy removal. The Aneros massager does not have batteries. It uses the natural contractions of your muscle down there and body movement to move the massager around inside you and this then rubs the prostate and this then cause more natural body movements which then gives move pleasure and so on. That is how I understand it.
 
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Ockie said:
There are no batteries. And it cant get stuck and it has two little protusions on the outside. The one presses on the perineum and the other is meant for easy removal. The Aneros massager does not have patteries. It uses the natural contractions of your muscle down there and body movement to move the massager around inside you and this then rubs the prostate and this then cause more natural body movements which then gives move pleasure and so on. That is how I understand it.
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Okay! Thanx! Glad it doesn't have patteries! :-D
 
I just had a totally amazeballz brainwave! Gonna ask Oom RPM to sponser 6 Aneros prostate massagers for the Joburg meet.! If that dont get the boyz flocking to my party I dont know what will!


:D
 
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