Communications DG's mysterious SMS

[Gaz{M}]

This whole thing reminds me of this joke:



Three contractors - one from Soweto , another from Pretoria ,
and the third from Benoni - are bidding to fix a broken fence at
the Union Buildings in Pretoria .

They go with a Union Buildings official to examine the fence.

The Pretoria contractor takes out a tape measure, does some
Measuring, and then works some figures with a pencil.
'Well,' he says, 'I figure the job will run about R900.
R400 for materials, R400 for my crew, and R100 profit for me.'

The Benoni contractor also does some measuring and figuring,
then says, 'I can do this job for R700: R300 for materials,
R300 for my crew, and R100 profit for me.'

The Soweto contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans
over to the Union Buildings brother and whispers, 'R2,700.'

The official, incredulous, says, 'You didn't even measure like
the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?'

The Soweto contractor whispers back, 'R1000 for me, R1000 for
you, and we hire the guy from Benoni to fix the fence.'

'Done!' replies the government official.


And that, folks, is how it all works in S.A. these days!

 

[Na-iem]

This whole thing reminds me of this joke:



Three contractors - one from Soweto , another from Pretoria ,
and the third from Benoni - are bidding to fix a broken fence at
the Union Buildings in Pretoria .

They go with a Union Buildings official to examine the fence.

The Pretoria contractor takes out a tape measure, does some
Measuring, and then works some figures with a pencil.
'Well,' he says, 'I figure the job will run about R900.
R400 for materials, R400 for my crew, and R100 profit for me.'

The Benoni contractor also does some measuring and figuring,
then says, 'I can do this job for R700: R300 for materials,
R300 for my crew, and R100 profit for me.'

The Soweto contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans
over to the Union Buildings brother and whispers, 'R2,700.'

The official, incredulous, says, 'You didn't even measure like
the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?'

The Soweto contractor whispers back, 'R1000 for me, R1000 for
you, and we hire the guy from Benoni to fix the fence.'

'Done!' replies the government official.


And that, folks, is how it all works in S.A. these days!

That would actually be funny if it wasn't so damn true.

 

[thesones]

That would actually be funny if it wasn't so damn true.

+1 sad but true!

 

[Na-iem]

The axed director general in the department of communication, Mamodupi Mohlala, has filed papers at the Johannesburg High Court challenging her dismissal, the SABC reported on Wednesday.

Mohlala told the broadcaster that she was challenging the legality of the termination of her employment, as she does not believe[-]d[/-] the minister (Siphiwe Nyanda) has powers to terminate her contract.

"I was appointed by the Cabinet and only the president and the cabinet could terminate my employment."

Nyanda fired her last week for allegedly refusing to [-]sigh[/-] sign certain tenders, the broadcaster said.

Mohlala said she might [-]be[/-] have been fired for instituting a probe against her superior.

Quality control, people.