Constipation

I'm A+ eat what I want when I want and I have no problem taking a crap...

What does your blood type have anything to do with it?

Seeing as the thread is back ..

I am an 0+ blood type and as such ... cr@p seems to find me .....
 
I swallow a lot of air at night.

In the mornings when I go to the toilet my ass is blown clear like a pneumatic cannon.
 
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Fsck fiber, probably makes it worse.

Draught beer will keep you regular. If that is not an option then look into fruit with high vitamin C content, the greener & more sour the better. It has to be fresh fruit though as processed stuff & juice does not work.
 
One of my favorites:

How did the mathematician solve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.
 
I used to suffer from inactive bowels when I abused opiates in the 90's. Best cure back then was hot water with half a lemon's worth of juice squeezed in and a few teaspoons of raw honey as well for that good non-stick effect.
 
I used pecoprep for when i had to go for a coloniscopy. A dodgy curry doesnt stand a chance agianst that stuff.
 
Appletizer or Grapetizer works for me. I can't drink that stuff....I have to start running to the toilet quick.
 
A large glass of water about 15 minutes before coffee, followed by the coffee, followed by another large glass of water.
 
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