Constipation

[Heisenborg]

Drink coffee

 

[TEXTILE GUY]

I'm A+ eat what I want when I want and I have no problem taking a crap...

What does your blood type have anything to do with it?

Seeing as the thread is back ..

I am an 0+ blood type and as such ... cr@p seems to find me .....

 

[cn@]

I swallow a lot of air at night.

In the mornings when I go to the toilet my ass is blown clear like a pneumatic cannon.

 

[CH2013]

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/08/23/moms-constipation-turns-into-30-million-cult-juggernaut.html

It works.

 

[HavocXphere]

Technically A blood group are vegetarians.

It's a fad diet with no scientific backing at best.

 

[ponder]

Fsck fiber, probably makes it worse.

Draught beer will keep you regular. If that is not an option then look into fruit with high vitamin C content, the greener & more sour the better. It has to be fresh fruit though as processed stuff & juice does not work.

 

[ponder]

KFC Zinger.

That burns like hell

 

[The_Mowgs]

So have you taken a **** yet or did you die?

 

[bwana]

That burns like hell

But unclogs the drain as well as anything

 

[FrankCastle]

One of my favorites:

How did the mathematician solve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

 

[Patrick_Hockstetter]

I struggled with on/ off constipation for years until i started using the new fururelife product called Smart Fibre.

Totally cured my constipation. I have been regular since i started using it.

Check it out
http://futurelife.co.za/product/smart-fibre/

 

[longboy]

I used to suffer from inactive bowels when I abused opiates in the 90's. Best cure back then was hot water with half a lemon's worth of juice squeezed in and a few teaspoons of raw honey as well for that good non-stick effect.

 

[lancon]

I used pecoprep for when i had to go for a coloniscopy. A dodgy curry doesnt stand a chance agianst that stuff.

 

[satanboy]

Appletizer or Grapetizer works for me. I can't drink that stuff....I have to start running to the toilet quick.

 

[Curious_Al]

Epson salt works as well!

 

[j4ck455]

A large glass of water about 15 minutes before coffee, followed by the coffee, followed by another large glass of water.