Consumers must help now - Eskom

Uh, listen you ESKOM DUMBF**KS
HOW THE F**K MUST I REDUCE MY CONSUMPTION WHEN ALREADY I USE AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE!!!
F*kken dom bliksemse moere

With all the increases our municipal bill has stayed the same, just shows you how much we have decreased our usage (by however much it has gone up in Rand terms percentage wise basically).
 
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Ag f*k jou Eskom
Tonight I will run AS MANY APPLIANCES AS POSSIBLE! Dishwasher is already going, let's see... hmm. let's bake a dish.
 
The "Thinking Ahead" employees at Eskom are all in finances and accounts. The other geniuses all sit and watch coal being rained on day after day.

Indeed
I am told there are a team of about 8 very clever people who run this entire country's power network. They work shifts around the clock and are paid handsomely. They do the actual work, the rest are all gravy train riders and trough feeders.

Today's schitt is likely due to someone being on leave and the brain donors were left to their own devices.
 
Ag Eskom being so boring....we already saving as much as we can, and we pay enough for electricity :(

What about the countries Eskom supplies power to? Do they also go experience the load shedding we getting?

Up here in my corner of Nam, we have just received notice to expect two power cuts a day, first starts in ten minutes.... Till 8h30.....

What a cluster f@&$
 
Not helping. The way I see it, power cuts will hit the masses hardest. Those masses wanted the 'tards in government. That government thinks it can run a power utility.

Think carefully come 7 May.
 
23 percent of Eskom’s 42,500 megawatts of installed capacity has been out of service this year, according to Bloomberg calculations made using the company’s data.
A labor strike at the three largest platinum-mining companies in South Africa, the biggest producer of the metal, has brought some relief to the electricity grid, with the mines reducing power demand by about 400 megawatts
Power plants are unable to run at their maximum level when coal becomes saturated, as it has, because the grinding process done to feed the fuel into generators “becomes quite difficult,”

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-...ica-may-face-power-blackouts-on-wet-coal.html
 
Common thing amongst the cANCer load shedding is. zulema has been shedding his load for years to his wives nieces etc.
 
I'm not sure if this has been discussed but can Eskom be taken to court in a class action lawsuit for failing to provide a service that has been paid for? Consumer Protection Act?
 
I'm not sure if this has been discussed but can Eskom be taken to court in a class action lawsuit for failing to provide a service that has been paid for? Consumer Protection Act?
And then what? Make them pay a penalty...with taxpayer money?
 
I didn't think of them being a government entity... meh... :(

So what. They can still be taken to court. The shareholder (government) will have to stump up money and that will mean having to cut back on some of their programs that will upset the masses who put the chumps in charge in the first place. Maybe this time they'll elect people who know what they're doing.
 
Unfortunately, I say to Eskom, go f... yourselves! Why are you trying to make your inept management of the power infrastructure MY problem? And "wet coal", I mean, seriously???

Sorry for that team of "team of about 8 very clever people", as per Koosi, but they really work for a bunch of @sses!

B
 
Spin machine in overdrive? We sorry Mr Eskom. We failed you. We never helped. We should have maintained power stations. And brought battery-operated hair-dryers to dry Eskom's damp planning. The solution? Could it be a triple tariff raise on top with gravy? An increase on the increase of the increase?
 
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