R13...
Honorary Master
This is some Jerry Springer right here. But coming out of Pretoria one can't be too surprised....

A 47-year-old Pretoria cougar scorned by her 21-year-old Blue Bulls and SA Rugby Sevens lover has been arrested after allegedly contracting two Nigerian assassins to kill him.
Looks like dude takes his advice in the off topic section of this very forumHelberg ended their two-year relationship in August last year – apparently after his girlfriend discovered that he was sexually involved with her mother, who is now being detained at Moot Police Station.