Dealing with an intruder

[The_Ogre]

OK, some fscktard keeps on breaking into a minbus standing on my yard over weekends.

Its like whenever he noticed that it had been driving he comes and checks if we didn't forget anything valuable inside it - which we of course make sure not to do.

One of the windows can't close properly so that's his entry/exit point. He's also clever enough to know that should he open any door the alarm will sound.

I want to teach this motherfscker a lesson. We're talking things like bear traps here!

 

[w1z4rd]

Careful with traps, you may get yourself into trouble.

 

[IzZzy]

Build a higher wall / put barbwire / get a dog.


Or hide in the minivan and surprise him.

 

[The_Ogre]

Careful with traps, you may get yourself into trouble.

I guess a bottle of whiskey doctored with a dash of cyanide is out of the question then

Build a higher wall / put barbwire / get a dog.

Or hide in the minivan and surprise him.

I'm lifting the wall within the next 3 or 4 months, don't have the cash at the moment. And they poisoned my dog, so I'm a bit hesitant to get another one until I can make the wall high enough.

 

[jargon7]

Fix the windows of the window of the minibus? That would be the cheaper option

 

[Grimspoon]

Set up a sting operation.

 

[IzZzy]

Set up a sting operation.

Don't you have to book him months in advance?

 

[The_Ogre]

Fix the windows of the window of the minibus? That would be the cheaper option

I want to taste revenge first!

 

[AstroTurf]

Rig something noisy/bright/both to a PIR.

 

[Grimspoon]

Don't you have to book him months in advance?

You do, but what a surprise would it be to hear fields of gold playing whilst he tries to ransack the bakkie?

 

[Bar0n]

OK, some fscktard keeps on breaking into a minbus standing on my yard over weekends.

Its like whenever he noticed that it had been driving he comes and checks if we didn't forget anything valuable inside it - which we of course make sure not to do.

One of the windows can't close properly so that's his entry/exit point. He's also clever enough to know that should he open any door the alarm will sound.

I want to teach this motherfscker a lesson. We're talking things like bear traps here!

I just want to make perfectly sure this is a human we're talking about? It's not a babboon or something right?

 

[The_Ogre]

I just want to make perfectly sure this is a human we're talking about? It's not a babboon or something right?

LOL, its a human being.

 

[Bar0n]

Put a harmless, but big, snake in the minibus?

 

[RiaX]

Borrow a very high powered air rifle leave something nice in the thing and snipe him in the nuts, not like that bastid will go to police and say "i was tried to enter this vehicle and they shot me"

Anyways I say borrow so return it after you shoot him so if people come looking say you dont have one

or dig a big pit around the thing like a trap door and let him fall in

 

[Bar0n]

Borrow a very high powered air rifle leave something nice in the thing and snipe him in the nuts, not like that bastid will go to police and say "i was tried to enter this vehicle and they shot me"

Bad idea. He can still press charges, and I wouldn't take that risk. You'll have way more **** on your hands than he will.

 

[I.am.Sam]

Oh Ya ....you were scared of the guy who stole your sound now you want to try with someone who will attack back if cornered

i say baseball bat and break his knee caps

 

[Dylan_G]

I'm liking the bottle of alcohol, but perhaps with a crap load of laxative(no pun intended)

 

[The_Ogre]

Oh Ya ....you were scared of the guy who stole your sound now you want to try with someone who will attack back if cornered

i say baseball bat and break his knee caps

I am thinking that its the same guy...I just can't prove it. Its going to storm this weekend so I doubt he'll come. His usual days are friday nights / saturday mornings or satuday night / sunday mornings

It will give me a week to ponder

He's on drugs, so I'll hold a pakkie tik like a carrot up in-front of him then as he nears I'll engage el fisto!

I'm liking the bottle of alcohol, but perhaps with a crap load of laxative(no pun intended)

The only kak (pardon the pun ) with that is that if it's the person I think it is then he'll go sell it to someone for money for tik. I don't want an innocent bystander to feel my fury and wrath

 

[R13...]

Why don't you hide a night spy cam in the car and see who it is? Or trap him and beat the **** out of him.

 

[The_Ogre]

Why don't you hide a night spy cam in the car and see who it is? Or trap him and beat the **** out of him.

But what if he steals it