Decrypting messages from girls

[ChilliGirl]

Maybe it was the last one of her free sms's ?

maybe he should not be such a cheapscate & call her...

 

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

maybe he should not be such a cheapskate & call her...

or send her a bunch of flowers in appreciation of the good wishes?

 

[KSINGH]

understanding women

hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!

sometimes i dont understand myself. they fcking confuse me. fuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

 

[Dolby]

Is she single?

 

[ChilliGirl]

Hello Dr ChilliBitch!

Hello dear E_D

 

[ChilliGirl]

or send her a bunch of flowers in appreciation of the good wishes?

Would the flowers be useful or make her feel great?

 

[MiY4Gi]

Is she hawt? PM me her number then I'll help you unravel the mystery.

 

[Freaksta]

I went to CNA today. They got the special with 3 games for R700. Wife was with me so asked if I could buy it. Her decrypted message was yes. Lets just say it was safer not buying the games. Left without the games. Better safe than sorry.Understanding woman should come with a docrate. Even then men will still not be qualified.

lol, i would have walked out with the games, i don't do decryption and ****

 

[KSINGH]

lol, i would have walked out with the games, i don't do decryption and ****

doubt you woulda enjoyed playing them with her bitching and moaning in the background, and possibly not getting any nookie for a few days.

 

[SaiyanZ]

If she is single and not a close friend then she wants to hook up.

 

[Eyenstyn]

If she is single and not a close friend then she wants to hook up.

I think so too...but I think we are better suited as friends.

 

[murraybiscuit]

I think so too...but I think we are better suited as friends.

classic. the boot is on your foot then mate.
now, how do you efficiently tell a girl that you're not into her while she's still in the probing phase?

 

[Alestorm]

I actually didn't, instead I said 'im gud, hope u have a gud wk2'.

Haha you were so interested in this sms that you made a whole thread about it yet in replying you don't even take the time to put a space between "wk" and "2", never mind actually typing out the words.

I also think she wants to hook up, and if you only want to be friends you just need to tell her that at some point. It's usually fun having her try to flirt with you etc in the mean time.

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

I get this general SMS from a 'chick' asking how I am and to enjoy the week ahead.

What I don't get is she already saying goodbye before I can even answer the question of how I am?

What is there to decode? Reply, ask a few questions, and say goodbye at the end also.

 

[Eyenstyn]

Gosh a technical reply to a non-technical question. It's just a matter of courtesy and not logic when asking a question.

 

[The_Unnamed]

Tell her to get back to the kitchen and stop wasting bloody money on SMS's.

 

[BinaryJack]

Tell her to get back to the kitchen and stop wasting bloody money on SMS's.

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