Do you also hate the phrase "significant other"?

[noxibox]

Your better half.

That would be the left. I do love it so.

Is this a business partner? A date? A long standing relationship?

Yes.

 

[Azbubu]

My mother won't turn me in if I steal, at least I hope not.

 

[I.am.Sam]

My mother won't turn me in if I steal, at least I hope not.

you stole your girlfriends heart ...she didnt turn you in

 

[Azbubu]

you stole your girlfriends heart ...she didnt turn you in

That's a double-cheese burger with extra cheese, a side order of cheese and one large cheese shake with a slice of cheesecake.

 

[Arthur]

double-cheese burger with extra cheese.

Now that's what I call a significant other. + bacon, of course.

 

[noxibox]

"Significant other" inadvertently implies that everyone else in your life is insignificant.

What's your point?

The floozie you've been with for 3 weeks is more significant to you than your mother...or cat? GTFO.

Definitely not more than my cat.

significant other implies they are significant
/runs!!

SSO.

 

[Singal]

Was it true or not?

Aaah, you brought your smiley face along
Absolutely it was true, but the point need not have been stressed that these were muslim women!

 

[blunomore]

Aaah, you brought your smiley face along
Absolutely it was true, but the point need not have been stressed that these were muslim women!

Why not?

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

My mother won't turn me in if I steal, at least I hope not.

I found abzo's mother.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_...allegedly-stealing-her-pop-tarts-report-says/

(CBS) CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Latasha Renee Love, a 37-year-old North Carolina mother, had her son arrested for allegedly stealing her Pop-Tarts, CBS affiliate WBTW reports.

According to a Charlotte-Mecklenburg police report obtained by the station, the mother called authorities and reported her Pop-Tarts were stolen by her juvenile son.

 

[ShaunSA]

Seems like I missed all Friday's fun