grok
Honorary Master
I'm not saying I'm a believer, but ..
Our service provider who art in Mzansi,
Cell-C be Thy Name.
Thy Towers come.
Thy Billing be done, on paper and electronically.
Give us this day our daily bandwidth.
And forgive us our pron downloads,
as we forgive those who use hog more bandwidth than us.
And lead us not into Vodacom,
but deliver us from MTN.
Amen