Do you find yourself physically attractive?

Mortymoose said:
Hell Yeah!

Even with a boep!

I be 45 and whilst sitting on my ace at a pub in the Cape recently, a blonde bimbo came over and hit on me....

Off course, me being full of morals, told her I was flattered and all, and would love to buy her a few dops for a good conversation, but this boep bus ain't stopping at her busstop........ Love the English HO way too much to feck aroond!
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Now that's the problem with Scottish drunks. Booze is like a truth serum to them
 
I love myself. There's not a mirror in the house that I don't glance at myself as a walk by. I've got a big ego and everyone knows it
 
Give me a couple of months to fill out my shoulders and a couple of months more to expand my calves ... and I won't have that much to complain about.

Yes, I would have a little to complain about ... but not that much.

If I'm still not satisfied ... only then will I consider plastic surgery. But I strongly doubt it will get to that point. As a matter of fact I am 99% sure I would be quite happy.
 
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Leonidas said:
Give me a couple of months to fill out my shoulders and a couple of months more to expand my calves ... and I won't have that much to complain about.

Yes, I would have a little to complain about ... but not that much.

If I'm still not satisfied ... only then will I consider plastic surgery. But I strongly doubt it will get to that point. As a matter of fact I am 99% sure I would be quite happy.
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You sir, deserve a drink
 
Was listening to this earlier, reminded me of this thread

When you make love, do you look in the mirror?
Who do you think of, does he look like me?
Do you tell lies and say that it's forever?
Do you think twice, or just touch 'n' see?
Ooh babe ooh yeah

When you're alone, do you let go?
Are you wild 'n' willin' or is it just for show?
Ooh c'mon

I don't wanna touch you too much baby
'Cos making love to you might drive me crazy
I know you think that love is the way you make it
So I don't wanna be there when you decide to break it
No!

Love bites, love bleeds
It's bringin' me to my knees
Love lives, love dies
It's no surprise
Love begs, love pleads
It's what I need

When I'm with you are you somewhere else?
Am I gettin' thru or do you please yourself?
When you wake up will you walk out?
It can't be love if you throw it about
Ooh babe

I don't wanna touch you too much baby
'Cos making love to you might drive me crazy

[Repeat Chorus]

[guitar solo]

Ooh yeah

[Repeat Bridge]

Love bites, love bleeds
It's bringin' me to my knees
Love lives, love dies

[Repeat Chorus]

If you've got love in your sights
Watch out, love bites
Yes it does
It will be hell
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I am the handsomest fat dude in the world. The mirror doesn't lie, but the scale can be a bit of a bitch
 
When i look in the mirror i focus 100% on my face.....this gets me through my day.....as mother earth gravitates towards me
 
[video=youtube;rJYXbKpH6OQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJYXbKpH6OQ[/video]
 
This thread though. I'm just okay. Kind of get tired of you're so tall dark and handsome. I think women get dazed by the height and so called "American Accent". 6ft3 with long hair as well. I am vain.
 
Lord Flacko said:
This thread though. I'm just okay. Kind of get tired of you're so tall dark and handsome. I think women get dazed by the height and so called "American Accent". 6ft3 with long hair as well. I am vain.
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I'm also partial to tall men. Let's have a picture.
 
supersunbird said:
I like the overall picture, just that I think some parts need some toning...

I was a super skinny guy in my youth up to age 25ish (high metabolism slowed down then?) and didn't like what I saw then.
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I'd second this. In the same boat, 23, been working on myself, look much better than few years ago, but could still do some work.
Doesn't help that my 9-5 job is all about sitting in front of a computer typing out code.
I find myself attractive, though, yep.
 
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