Goosfrabba
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"So long and thanks for all the fish" is the only acceptable farewell
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Question of the Day: What is the ultimate French toast topping?
Do you have a "Plan B"?
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"So long and thanks for all the fish" is the only acceptable farewell
Progenix Oj101
Dealer
Move to Cuba, buy a tobacco plantation. Or at least that's the dream 
RedViking
Nord of the South
Switch off the news.
If he's dolphin... of course if he was, he wouldn't be flying to Heathrow.
RedViking
Nord of the South
That is not how pregnancy works. It is the women that gets pregnant. Not the man.My SO is the plan B but she doesn't know it yet.
Luckily my girlfriends company is not affected by our economy so if sh*t goes south, I'm telling her I'm pregnant, we're getting married and I'm becoming a stay home dad
True. He’d be swimming to Southampton.
Pls - they've sold all the fishing rights to the Chinese - he'd never make it.
WaxLyrical
Honorary Master
Goes south when I'm 70 or 80 might as well just stick around and wait for the inevitable.
What makes you think she would marry a pregnant dude? How would she know she's even the mother?My SO is the plan B but she doesn't know it yet.
Luckily my girlfriends company is not affected by our economy so if sh*t goes south, I'm telling her I'm pregnant, we're getting married and I'm becoming a stay home dad
Big mistake. She's South African, so good luck with that.
Seeing as the kids already have US citizenship you should have insisted on adopting them as well.
mercurial
MyBB Legend
Do that and you'll be living 666...
Big mistake. She's South African, so good luck with that.
Seeing as the kids already have US citizenship you should have insisted on adopting them as well.
Are you a yank?
mercurial
MyBB Legend
What gave it away?
You mean because both my kids are US citizens?
Yes. It was the easiest way to make that happen.
Vox Populi Vox Dei
High Tory
Have a British passport and thinking about getting an Aussie passport (it's quite expensive though + requires a flight up to Joburg...no embassy in CT FFS).
Might also apply to be entered into the US Greencard lottery for schits and giggles as well.
Might also apply to be entered into the US Greencard lottery for schits and giggles as well.
lived666
Executive Member
You had me at big mistake.......Big mistake. She's South African, so good luck with that.
Seeing as the kids already have US citizenship you should have insisted on adopting them as well.
Gravedigger
Expert Member
No plan B. No money to jump ship. I just hope we survive this ordeal with the ANC, I mean like not implementing EWC, The so-called smart city, etc...
defcomk
Senior Member
Grandparents are farmers in Kenya, so plan b i get me some hoe's at the farm.