Do you live alone?

He is not even Bi, he is gay gay. his excuse is there was no boys to sleep with in his rural town so he had to settle for what was available. That boy loves sex so much I wouldn’t be surprised if he slept with an animal. When we were together he once said we weren’t pomping enough and we should be having sex 5 days a week minimum. Who the hell has time for that.

If you spent less time doing your face and posing on sm you would have time to bonk 5 days a week

It doesn't take that long anyways
 
He is not even Bi, he is gay gay. his excuse is there was no boys to sleep with in his rural town so he had to settle for what was available. That boy loves sex so much I wouldn’t be surprised if he slept with an animal. When we were together he once said we weren’t pomping enough and we should be having sex 5 days a week minimum. Who the hell has time for that.
Sho !

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If you spent less time doing your face and posing on sm you would have time to bonk 5 days a week

It doesn't take that long anyways
Nope, I am quite busy in my life, I can’t be having that much sex… also certain parts need time to recover. I like sex but it is not nice when it feels like a chore:
 
Nope, I am quite busy in my life, I can’t be having that much sex… also certain parts need time to recover. I like sex but it is not nice when it feels like a chore:

That's why god gave you a mouth and two hands to help :cool:
 
Imagine not being able to defend a 320d, Philips airfryer, iPhone and LG OLED. My life would be over. Honestly this is the best advice I have ever gotten from MYBB. Thank you.
Once your children have zapped all your energy you realise that there might be more to life than arguing on MyBB...

I'll see myself out now.
 
+1000

live alone , have two mutts...the best companions ever... people are taxing and draining- on the best of days ...nothing like being able just to disconnect from the world and pop up again a few days later ... total bliss!

Yes but what do you do when you're lus for it?
 
Nope, I am quite busy in my life, I can’t be having that much sex… also certain parts need time to recover. I like sex but it is not nice when it feels like a chore:
Got to let that sphincter decompress.
 
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