Do you live alone?

epah said:
Yuck. I don’t want that gender anywhere near me.
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Yeah, look, you can also get a gay husband to look after the dog, but not sure how trustworthy they'll be. They'll probably forget to feed it if Rupaul is on.
 
3WA said:
Yeah, look, you can also get a gay husband to look after the dog, but not sure how trustworthy they'll be. They'll probably forget to feed it if Rupaul is on.
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Nah done the whole gay live in husband before. Also a major failure. Right now I prefer to live alone forever, well until I get my off spring but even then I will be a single dad/mom/they/them. I don’t want a domestic either because they always finish the bread/cheese and eggs. I guess no dog for me.
 
epah said:
Nah done the whole gay live in husband before. Also a major failure. Right now I prefer to live alone forever, well until I get my off spring but even then I will be a single dad/mom/they/them. I don’t want a domestic either because they always finish the bread/cheese and eggs. I guess no dog for me.
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WTF? No, dude, no off spring. It starts with one baby, and then before you know it, you’ll be buying midrange Samsung phones and Aim Airfryers because “the baby’s day care blew the budget this month”
 
epah said:
Nope. I live alone and I am only ever home at night to sleep. I spend most of my time out. No ways would I have the time to look after a dog,
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3WA said:
WTF? No, dude, no off spring. It starts with one baby, and then before you know it, you’ll be buying midrange Samsung phones and Aim Airfryers because “the baby’s day care blew the budget this month”
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And you’ll become boring.
 
3WA said:
WTF? No, dude, no off spring. It starts with one baby, and then before you know it, you’ll be buying midrange Samsung phones and Aim Airfryers because “the baby’s day care blew the budget this month”
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Oh no I wouldn’t want that. Sounds dreadful.
 
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3WA said:
WTF? No, dude, no off spring. It starts with one baby, and then before you know it, you’ll be buying midrange Samsung phones and Aim Airfryers because “the baby’s day care blew the budget this month”
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Actually you are right, My whore of an ex has a baby now, When we broke up I kicked him out to the curb so he moved back home in some rural place, decided to sleep with the other unspecified gender and got it pregnant, now he is so broke he sometimes calls me asking for loans to take care of his illegitimate offspring, had to downgrade his car and he told me he has canceled his insurance too. Babies are bad. Thanks for reminding me.
 
epah said:
I will probably have my gender reassignment in 10 years with two offspring that I got via IVF. Can’t wait.
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epah said:
But who looks after the dog when you are away?
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This. No thanks, I don't need those kinds of responsibilities in my life.

epah said:
Yuck. I don’t want that gender anywhere near me.
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epah said:
Actually you are right, My whore of an ex has a baby now, When we broke up I kicked him out to the curb so he moved back home in some rural place, decided to sleep with the other unspecified gender and got it pregnant, now he is so broke he sometimes calls me asking for loans to take care of his illegitimate offspring, had to downgrade his car and he told me he has canceled his insurance too. Babies are bad. Thanks for reminding me.
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And they zap all your energy, so when someone says “The new Honda CRV is quite nice”, you'll just agree because you won't have the strength to fight.
 
epah said:
Actually you are right, My whore of an ex has a baby now, When we broke up I kicked him out to the curb so he moved back home in some rural place, decided to sleep with the other unspecified gender and got it pregnant, now he is so broke he sometimes calls me asking for loans to take care of his illegitimate offspring, had to downgrade his car and he told me he has canceled his insurance too. Babies are bad. Thanks for reminding me.
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Bi's just confuse everyone.
 
3WA said:
And they zap all your energy, so when someone says “The new Honda CRV is quite nice”, you'll just agree because you won't have the strength to fight.
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Imagine not being able to defend a 320d, Philips airfryer, iPhone and LG OLED. My life would be over. Honestly this is the best advice I have ever gotten from MYBB. Thank you.
 
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Nerfherder said:
Bi's just confuse everyone.
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He is not even Bi, he is gay gay. his excuse is there was no boys to sleep with in his rural town so he had to settle for what was available. That boy loves sex so much I wouldn’t be surprised if he slept with an animal. When we were together he once said we weren’t pomping enough and we should be having sex 5 days a week minimum. Who the hell has time for that.
 
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