I try to park my car so I can drive forward to get out of the parking, instead of reversing out. Then I feel like a lottery winner when I get into the parking lot and see the car guard zoning in on a tannie about to get into her Fortuner, because this gives me the opportunity to jump into my car and speed away, before getting noticed.
If I do have cash and get caught by a guard, then I will tip them.
I earned R2 once in a parking lot. Probably shouldn't say it, because I didn't declare it to SARS.
Was on my way home from work, and the wife called me, saying she was in Pick 'n Pay doing shopping, and that I should come and help her as she bought heavy bags of dog food and stuff. So when I loaded the stuff in her car, she reversed out, and I took the trolley away. Another car reversed out, the window went down, and the guy stuck his hand out the window and handed me a R2 coin...
At my previous performance appraisal my boss was very happy with my work, but he said he wished I would "dress a little neater" for work. I just thought he said that to give just one negative, so I wouldn't get a big head.
Anyway, after earning that R2, I made an entire wardrobe change, and dress neater and more formal these days than all my colleagues.