Doctors ... cold hands

[McSack]

FFS can't these fskers at least rub their palms together a while before carrying out an inspection

Had a lump on the left nad and doc had to feel around in my soft and squishies to check it out. Don't know how he managed a diagnosis because as soon as he applied fingers to the sack, his hands were so cold I found myself with an extra pair of tonsils.

= me

 

[blaaislaai]

Rather cold than having warm and sweaty hands touching you

 

[MielieSpoor]

This was a good laugh now.

Don't know, haven't been at a Dr for some time now!

 

[guest2013-1]

The reason why their hands are so cold is because they wash it often

I'd rather have cold hands than dirty ones touching me (unless its my own dirty hands, ooooh I'm soooo saxy)

 

[SafariTin]

I expected a chick to be complaining about this.

 

[Keeper]

So about your nick....

 

[S1ght]

So about your nick....

Was thinking the same...

 

[McSack]

So about your nick....

... well you know you go down to the establishment with the golden arches for one of those happy meals...?

 

[guest2013-1]

... well you know you go down to the establishment with the golden arches for a snack ...

And you like sacks as snacks?

 

[smokey]

Next time go in with a boner and ask him to rub before touching your balls. Tell him it's the polite thing to do.

 

[McSack]

And you like sacks as snacks?

could see that was going to go down wrong as soon as I hit the reply button.eish.

 

[Tpex]

LOL WTF

 

[tco21]

So about your nick....

Was thinking the same...

Ditto

Fondle fondle fondle.

 

[Ænema]

Look at the bright side, at least you’re not complaining that he had a rough tongue or something….

 

[Tpex]

Look at the bright side, at least you’re not complaining that he had a rough tongue or something….

LMFOA!

 

[tco21]

lol. Whole thing sounds like a balls-up.

 

[Tpex]

lol. Whole thing sounds like a balls-up.

did it at least get his dick up? LOL

 

[smokey]

He had the balls to post something like this though... give him credit.

 

[tco21]

He had the balls to post something like this though... give him credit.

And his doctor can prove it!

 

[smokey]

The question is... did the doctor credit him?