Doctors ... cold hands

[smokey]

When you do eventually start picking on him purposely, we'll know it's true love.

 

[smokey]

Now you are suspiciously sounding like an irate spouse. I'll just let you two sort it out then shall I?

 

[smokey]

I was just carrying on the joke, not my fault if it hit a soft spot

 

[smokey]

Only in the kitchen...

 

[smokey]

But true...

 

[smokey]

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare sieze the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art.
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And watered heaven with their tears,
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

...

 

[smokey]

The poem itself isn't aimed at women (as you probably know), but it was the first thing that came to mind with regard to your posts.

 

[smokey]

/shrugs

 

[arcturus]

Water water everywhere... kind of reminds me of that.

Rime of the ancient mariner.

Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere,
Nor any drop to drink.

 

[Picard]

You do realise that we all know that we live in South Africa and the chances is you had 4 african mama's as your nurses which is fine

Each to their own.

4 nurses were wihte and did the procedure.

Actually, one of them were black but this was towards the end of my recovery and she gave me the option of putting the suppository in myself. So I thought maybe she didn't want to ... so I did that one myself.

 

[tco21]

Smokey, who is this No0B you're entertaining?

 

[smokey]

Someone who is trying to break Internet Rule 30. I'm not buying it.

 

[McSack]

What was pleasant though, was the 4 nurses that had to insert suppositories over the next week after the operation.

Unfortunately again I were in too much pain to extract the due enjoyment.

Sweet Jeezuz! "pleasant" & "suppositories" in the same sentence

 

[McSack]

Wait until your prostate exams.

I'll be sure to insist on a nurse with warm hands

 

[Jewelbox]

Ask him to wear gloves!

 

[smokey]

Ask him to wear gloves!

Male nurses should be illegal... oh wait... you were talking about the OP. My bad